Recent content by alec

Racist.

*masturbates furiously while watching DaDirtyKinkkity videos*

It's funny because negroes are brown and so is poop.

Fuck yes.

La Jetée. It was also the main inspiration for '12 Monkeys'. It's an interesting movie, especially since it doesn't move. Ugh. I'm having my final beer before rehab, which I bought at the Paki cornershop, and the can smells like fucking Paki. It's like the worst final beer you can have in...

I've only seen clips of the series, but it seems that the internet has already decided that it sucks. I wish they would just leave certain franchises alone. Why does the protagonist android look like Amélie Poulain?

Awww, it's a pug. :puppy-dog: I'm kinda glad mine isn't pure bred. She might live a bit longer and not have a myriad of health problems.

Aww. Dude. You're worse than me.

:look: Meet me in the back. :look:

Ugh. I bet she has bunions. :puke:

Yeah, I'm like totally listening to some Lil Debbie today. I like keeping quiet about that, because - you know - tastes differ, but I am in a Lil Debbie state of mind today, so whatever the fuck, right?

O, I'm projecting really hard, Atom. My kitchen counter is sticky from all the projecting. O, what? You want some Lil Debbie to go with my garlic sauce? Say no more. If you don't like this: you gay af.

You got me confused with Serge. He's the child molester. I'm the slut maker. Also ... Lil Debbie:

Sure, in class, right? While teaching History and Danish? *cough* pedophile *cough* Oh yeah, lest I forget, here's some Lil Debbie:

Don't know them. Don't care.