Recent content by alec

You know, in the good ol' days, you guys would have gotten a strike for gravedigging. But whatever. Today, I visited my 85-year-old neighbour and listened to the boring stories about her life which will soon come to an end. I walked my dog 4 times. I had 9 beers. I WhatsApped with a trans...

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It does not exist. There is only pain.

Ugh. How come your wife hasn't killed herself yet? If she has already, my sincere condolences, of course.

He is autistic, my friend. There's this video where he's sitting at a table in a fancy restaurant, accompanied by gorgeous women, and he shows them this fork and spoon balancing trick. When Tesla started out and was doing really bad financially, he worked during the night hours and slept under...

You do realize that COUNTLESS other ACTUAL politicians have made the EXACT same gesture, right? Go to YouTube and search for 'Macron Salute', for instance. But there's also Obama, Pelosi, that faggot for cock dude who 'rules' the Islamic Caliphate of Canada, and so on. I know you're an...

This was the moment I knew that Elon Musk is a good human being: You can't fake that trembling chin. Well, Joaquin Phoenix did in his stellar performance in The Joker, but it's hard to fake a thing like that. Although, I just snorted 4 lines of "Ritalin" and I must say, my chin is doing the...

Not my favourite movie, but I have it on DVD and watched it 4, 5, maybe 6 times. Always liked this scene/quote: Also: I have never understood people who think Tom Cruise is a bad actor. 'Vanilla Sky' proves he is certainly not.

He was Jewish. Even muslims agree on that, and they still regard him as a true prophet.

Happiness. And this: “There's a one in billions' chance we are in base reality.” (Elon Musk) Abre Los Ojos.

I identify as a black person.

Ah, the corona virus! Still utterly perplexed that scientists decided the virus originated at a wet market in Wuhan, 40 minutes away from a Wuhan lab that studied ... the corona virus. I mean, come on. Seriously?

I was highly suicidal when Covid hit, so I refused the vaccine and the boosters and had my 84-year-old neighbour who got infected cough repeatedly in my face, but all I had was a headache for two days. Of course, for someone who survived AIDS, this shouldn't come as much of a surprise.