alec
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I think I might be losing my mind. It's amazing how much of the junk in my apartment belongs to Annelies, and now it's starting to disappear Oct 21, 2019 at 5:27 PM

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    1. alec
      alec
      I think I might be losing my mind. It's amazing how much of the junk in my apartment belongs to Annelies, and now it's starting to disappear
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        I don’t think that’s true, man. Love finds a way, as they say.

        ...I honestly did not mean to Dr. Seuss you there.
        Oct 22, 2019 at 9:21 PM
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Alec you never sounded like the guy that had issues finding a woman.
        Oct 23, 2019 at 1:52 AM
      4. alec
        alec
        Sluts. I never had issues finding sluts. But now I'm over 40 and even sluts notice. It's okay, though, guys. I'm just a bit depressed, that's all. I'm seeing my shrink in a couple of hours.
        Oct 23, 2019 at 9:01 AM
    2. alec
      alec
      Getting pretty sick of all the Fortnite merchandise as well. Six months from now that crap will be piling up at dollar stores.
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      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Not now. Now it's CHAPTER TWOOOOO.
        Oct 15, 2019
    3. alec
      alec
      They are making a sequel to Suicide Squad. They are making a sequel to a movie that failed in each and every way.
      1. alec
        alec
        I don't understand DC. They are capable of making classics like Joker, but apparently they still feel the need to create utter shit as well. Someone needs to shoot James Gunn. With a gun.
        Oct 12, 2019
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      2. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Way I see it, DC isn’t like Marvel in that they can’t “ride the wave” of success. They feel the need to balance that shit out, for whatever reason.

        Most Taoist company ever.
        Oct 12, 2019
    4. alec
      alec
      Just saw 'Joker' and loved every second of it. It definitely deserves all the praise it's getting and should easily win at least one Oscar.
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      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Hmmm, might actually try to see this in theaters then. If budget doesn't allow it, I'll just hit it up when it goes to the $3 theater in town.
        Oct 4, 2019
      4. alec
        alec
        I paid €13,90 for what they call the LaserUltra version. It was actually totally worth it because the sound is so ridiculously loud that you can't hear all the popcorn and Doritos sounds. A "$3 theater" sounds like a gay bar with expensive glory holes.
        Oct 4, 2019
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      5. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Lmfao. Nah, they'd have a lot more money if that were the case.
        Oct 4, 2019
    5. alec
      alec
      The Birds of Prey trailer looks exactly like Suicide Squad, which sucks. I think Harley Quinn only works as a cartoon character.
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      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Except I watched her from inception until now. You watched her less. Stroke my cockkkk.
        Oct 6, 2019
      4. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        I watched the original version and then came back later and went who the fuck is this bitch supposed to be?
        Oct 6, 2019
      5. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        You win.
        Oct 6, 2019
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    6. alec
      alec
      I was watching a documentary about honey badgers. They're fucking insane. I want one.
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        The whole mustelid family are a bunch of derrangedly aggressive little mammals, with the less than 100 gram lesser weasel being capable of taking down hares, and the largest in the family, the wolverine known for killing reindeer - even moose
        Sep 18, 2019
      2. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Yes, they are mean motherfuckers. Wolverine ain't got shit on Honey Badger. Guess they were in W2 for that reason.
        Sep 18, 2019
    7. alec
      alec
      I finally saw Suicide Squad. Jared Leto is even worse than Cesar Romero. And why would the Enchantress start a knife fight? What?
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      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        If not for the cast it would have been total shit.
        Sep 14, 2019
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      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        It had great potential though. As an idea I mean. But yeah ...
        Sep 14, 2019
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Still haven't seen it, not planning on changing that anytime soon.
        Sep 14, 2019
    8. alec
      alec
      When you jerk off while sitting and you end up with a blob of jizz on your chin.
      1. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        At least you don’t have a beard for it to get mixed in. Or maybe you do. If so, my condolences.
        Sep 12, 2019
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      2. Hassknecht
        Hassknecht
        That's why the Huguenots invented mass-produced socks.
        Sep 12, 2019
      3. The Dopamine Cleric
        Sep 13, 2019
    9. alec
      alec
      "Joker" wins the Golden Lion in Venice. That's not nothing.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Makes me a bit more optimistic about it.
        Sep 8, 2019
      3. Dirk Magirk
        Dirk Magirk
        I thought the last trailer was much more interesting than the first one I saw; will definitely be going to see it at some point.
        Sep 9, 2019
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      4. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Logan will be slitting it's wrist after this.
        Sep 9, 2019
    10. alec
      alec
      Another heatwave. Yay. Third one so far this Summer. Sitting in the couch naked, eating cereal, thinking about hot sweaty man sex.
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      2. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        A nuclear winter would be very welcome.
        Aug 27, 2019
    11. alec
      alec
      Never knew a children's book called 'The Li'l Fella That Lives In My Trunks' would have so much difficulty finding a publisher.
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      3. alec
        alec
        Uhm... It's a joke, guys. I would imagine that a book with that title would have a hard time finding a publisher.
        Aug 25, 2019
      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Well I could totally see you doing it anyway.
        Aug 25, 2019
      5. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Actually many books just like that have been published.
        Aug 25, 2019
    12. alec
      alec
      I was having some cup noodles with Special Chicken Flavour. As opposed to what? Normal Chicken flavour or Chicken Flavour?
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      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Different type of salt or preservative?
        Aug 22, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Maybe the Chicken's parents were related.
        Aug 22, 2019
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      5. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        I found the best spicy korean noodles. They really burn your asshole.
        Aug 23, 2019
    13. alec
      alec
      Worked in the garden this afternoon. Took my t-shirt off for about an hour. Sunburnt like a goddamn lobster.
      1. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        You gotta take it one step at a time. Like a large dick in your ass. I worked in the garden yesterday by setting fire to weeds that were attempting to overgrow my melons.
        Jul 22, 2019
    14. alec
      alec
      MAD magazine is pretty much calling it quits. I still have the (Dutch) copies I bought as a kid. Everything I care for just disappears.
      1. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        I read this in new news yesterday. It calls for a moment of silence while we re-read old beloved issues.
        Jul 5, 2019
      2. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        It's a sign that the world needs to end.
        Jul 6, 2019
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      3. Risewild
        Risewild
        It's because the world turned into a real MAD magazine...
        Jul 7, 2019
    15. alec
      alec
      Went to a flea market today and found a copy of Sanitarium for €1. I didn't need it, but for that price, I couldn't just walk away either.
      1. Serge 13 likes this.
      2. Pwener
        Pwener
        I'd buy that for a dollar.
        Jun 29, 2019
    16. Dirk Magirk
      Dirk Magirk
      Did the HIV finally claim you? RIP.
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      2. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        HIV will kill us all eventually
        May 9, 2017
      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Not Alec no it won't.
        Sep 8, 2019
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    17. alec
      alec
      My girlfriend's anal prolapse bears an uncanny resemblance to a rose. Until you smell it. Then it's just a piece of colon with a musky odor.
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      2. lolpop109
        lolpop109
        Man what its like to be you right now
        Nov 28, 2016
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Stop fucking in the ass so much.
        Nov 28, 2016
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    18. alec
      alec
      I was at the hospital today and I overheard a nurse say: "You know that cup you thought was tea? It was urine." How did she know that?
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      2. Vergil
        Vergil
        Kinky
        Nov 18, 2016
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    19. alec
      alec
      Man, vaginas can really reek. It's like that Bean Boozled challenge: sometimes it tastes like watermelon, sometimes it tastes like boogers.
      1. Jogre likes this.
      2. Kadscaner
        Kadscaner
        I'm dying in my Art History class because of this post.
        Oct 13, 2016
      3. TorontRayne
        TorontRayne
        Not sure what boogers taste like. Must be one of those european things.
        Oct 13, 2016
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    20. alec
      alec
      Quaffer Man, Quaffer Man/does whatever a Quaffer Man can./Can he quaffer in your mouth?/Yes, he can 'cause he's the man!
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    What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society who abandons him and treats him like trash? I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve! (Joker)
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