alec
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alec

White heterosexual male, from Belgium

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Was queueing and thinking how cool it would be to talk "professionaly" about the corona virus on the phone. "This strain mutates too fast." Mar 29, 2020

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Apr 8, 2020 at 6:26 PM
    1. TorontoReign
      TorontoReign
      I always liked you.
      1. The Dopamine Cleric likes this.
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      3. Norzan
        Norzan
        Now kiss.
        Apr 6, 2020 at 10:42 PM
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        No he might change his avatar right before we lock lips.
        Apr 6, 2020 at 11:18 PM
      5. Black Angel
        Apr 7, 2020 at 4:23 AM
    2. alec
      alec
      Was queueing and thinking how cool it would be to talk "professionaly" about the corona virus on the phone. "This strain mutates too fast."
      1. The Dopamine Cleric likes this.
      2. alec
        alec
        "If someone asked me to design a virus that could potentially decimate life on this planet, it would look a lot like Covid-19."
        Mar 29, 2020
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    3. alec
      alec
      There are these kids who like sucking their mother's teats a bit too much and a bit too long. Or maybe it's the mother?
      1. TorontoReign likes this.
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Both.
        Mar 22, 2020
      3. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        For Mother Russia!
        Mar 27, 2020
    4. alec
      alec
      So I can't listen to Gary Glitter's Rock & Roll 'coz he molested kids? That's like saying I can't hate jews 'coz Hitler did so as well.
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      2. The Dopamine Cleric
      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Does hating Jews include part Jews like me?
        Mar 16, 2020
      4. alec
        alec
        "A jew is a jew is a jew is a jew." Gertrude Stein
        Mar 16, 2020
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    5. alec
      alec
      My ex just called. She's infected. Hehehehehe. That's what you get when you suck muslim cock, bitch.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        That is definitely not halal.
        Mar 13, 2020
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      3. MutantScalper
        MutantScalper
        I'm not gay or anything but there is no reason as to why Muslim dudes don't offer some primo dick to western or any ladies. Or gay dudes. Or, like, slow goats. :D
        Mar 15, 2020
      4. alec
        alec
        The've been offering some primo muslim cock to Swedish, Finnish and British minors, but the minors' parents don't appreciate it. It's like they don't want muslims in their country, but at the same time they have open borders. Make up your fucking mind, for Christ's, I mean, Mohammad's sake.
        Mar 15, 2020
    6. alec
      alec
      The flu kills between 290,000 to 650,000 people per year. No one gives a fuck. Then 4000 people die from a new virus and everyone goes mad.
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      2. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        *COUGH COUGH COUGH UGH COUGH SNIFF SPIT SNEEZE*
        Mar 11, 2020
        alec, Hoplite, Squadcar and 2 others like this.
      3. TheGM
        TheGM
        He thinks only four thousand have died!
        Mar 11, 2020
      4. alec
        alec
        I hope it's 7 billion by the end of the month.
        Mar 11, 2020
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    7. alec
      alec
      My 6 weeks of day therapy at the asylum are over. They asked me if there was anything else they could do for me. I asked for 2 more weeks.
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        You do whatever you need to, Alec. Good luck, man. I’m always here if you need me.
        Mar 7, 2020
      3. alec
        alec
        @Toront: 'Cause I'd rather stay here/With all the madmen/Than perish with the sad men roaming free/And I'd rather play here/With all the madmen/For I'm quite content they're all as sane/As me. Nah, seriously: the food is ridiculously good. We get to eat in the staff restaurant and let me tell you, those doctors have nothing to complain about.
        Mar 7, 2020
      4. alec
        alec
        Oh, and because I'm actually getting calm/fitter/happier/and more productive./A pig in a cage on antibiotics.
        Mar 7, 2020
    8. alec
      alec
      I wonder who's buying all those Birds of Prey Funko Pops.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Don't worry, Joker is still better than Funko Pops. Slightly.
        Feb 24, 2020
      3. alec
        alec
        You're obsessed with Joker, child. You drag it into every conversation we have.
        Feb 24, 2020
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I will give funkos a 4/10 in general.
        Feb 24, 2020
    9. alec
      alec
      I had a nap this afternoon and I dreamt that everyone wanted to suck my dick. So not just hot 18-year-olds, but also their dads and the Pope
      1. ironmask and The Dopamine Cleric like this.
      2. alec
        alec
        my own dad, the neighbors, the people at work, the concierge
        Feb 18, 2020
      3. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        The American Dream.
        Feb 19, 2020
        Squadcar, ironmask and KingArthur like this.
    10. alec
      alec
      A new hawt woman arrived at day therapy today. My mission, should I choose to accept it, is to put my penis inside all of her orifices.
    11. alec
      alec
      Because of the meagre box office results, theatres have been asked to change the name of 'Birds of Prey' to 'Harley Quinn'.
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      2. BigGuyCIA
        BigGuyCIA
        Super hero fatigue...or do audiences dislike DC's edgy contrast to Marvel.
        Feb 12, 2020
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        More like these movies from DC are ass and even general populace can't find too much enjoyment from them I think. I mean, enough do I guess for them to keep trying, but not enough for them to be satisfied. Joker's been a smash success for them in many ways compared to most of their recent films.
        Feb 12, 2020
      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Lmao yeah that’ll help. Maybe it’s cause the movie is awful, DC.
        Feb 13, 2020
    12. alec
      alec
      I wonder how Juicy Smolay is doing. Probably working at Subway by now.
    13. alec
      alec
      Group therapy at the asylum is great. Day one and I already got my dick sucked by a bipolar chick with eating disorders. Also: free Xanax!
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      2. Hulk'O'Saurus
        Hulk'O'Saurus
        And after you're done and wipe, get some distance between you and bipolar...
        Jan 27, 2020
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      3. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        But keep bipolar's number in your back pocket, might come in handy later
        Jan 28, 2020
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      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        COME IN HANDY
        Jan 28, 2020
    14. alec
      alec
      When you order 4 LEGO minifigs and they send you 2 LEGO and 2 LEPIN minifigs. Oh, and 1 of those LEGO minifigs has a LEPIN hairdo. Fuck.
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Some sort of Chinese lead painted Lego?
        Jan 24, 2020
      3. alec
        alec
        It's a LEGO knock-off. They're pretty decent, though, but not what I paid for.
        Jan 24, 2020
      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Yeah I'd be pissed about that then.
        Jan 24, 2020
    15. alec
      alec
      Heavy rainfall extinguishes Australian bush fires but billions of insects drown. Russell Crowe donates $1 million to relight fires.
      1. Squadcar and BigGuyCIA like this.
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Mick Taylor gonna be huntin' good tonight, boy!
        Jan 20, 2020
    16. alec
      alec
      "We did not shoot down that plane!" "We didn't shoot down that plane." "Ok, we shot it down, but it's really America's fault." Modern logic.
      1. Hoplite likes this.
      2. alec
        alec
        How the fuck do you confuse an F-35 with a fucking Boeing 737 which is 35 metres long and which follows a predetermined route? You don't. I would like to know how Iranian those Iranians on board really were. Maybe most of them opposed the regime?
        Jan 11, 2020
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      3. alec
        alec
        Still, what gets me the most is that holier-than-you-attitude of muslims paired with their predisposition to hide everything with lies and deceit. Until they no longer can. Someone should turn that country into glass.
        Jan 11, 2020
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    17. alec
      alec
      I was watching some crazyshit videos and wondered how many cases of breast and testicular cancer are the result of aberrant sexual behavior?
      1. alec
        alec
        Come on, baby, whack my nutsack with this baseball bat. I luv it.
        Jan 9, 2020
    18. alec
      alec
      Smoke from the Australian bush fires has now reached South-America and possibly Antarctica because there is such a thing as wind.
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      2. alec
        alec
        An engineer remarks that there can be no wind energy without wind, but a dietitian who wrote a bestseller about male clitoral stimulation is quick to dismiss this as fake news.
        Jan 7, 2020
      3. alec
        alec
        An online petition to abolish wind altogether is liked by 2076 people. 'This is an unmistakable sign,' says Angela Merkel, 'that the entire world wants this foolishness called wind to stop sooner rather than later.'
        Jan 7, 2020
      4. alec
        alec
        Elon Musk holds a press conference and says he just thought of something much better than wind. 'And I already have a name for it,' he says. 'I shall call it air current.'
        Jan 7, 2020
    19. alec
      alec
      50 got killed and 213 got injured during the funeral ceremony for Soleimani. Kill one and they start dropping like flies.
      1. Eshanas likes this.
      2. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        literally lol'd when I saw that on one of those elevator things. Fuck em.
        Jan 8, 2020
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      3. alec
        alec
        If Iran did in fact shoot down that Ukranian airplane, killing another 82 Iranians, I'm gonna laugh myself to death.
        Jan 9, 2020
    20. alec
      alec
      When they say 'unprecedented bush/forest fires', do they mean 'we've never had that many cameras pointing at this burning shit '?
      1. Squadcar likes this.
      2. alec
        alec
        'Some people just want to watch the world burn.' 'Just turn on the tv then, mate.'
        Jan 6, 2020
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Yeah, pretty much. We only know what we can perceive. I'm sure there's been bigger fires at some point. Maybe even before us.
        Jan 6, 2020
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      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        It's karma for selling California all those eucalyptus trees... and for living in that hellhole.
        Jan 7, 2020
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