william dempsey

The NMAU carol singing has been cancelled due to Carol having a sore throat.

Sometimes when gaming I get the sudden urge to have a wank. Is it the adrenaline that gets me horny?

Enid Blyton must be turning in her gravy. The new TV * Famous 5* has a non white person of the female gender playing a major part.

The street I grew up in Turdaperture St, really meant shit hole :)

Come back Shane.

AI Boss Sam Altman re instated after internet co pilots answered " Fuck Off " to questions. Some humans joined the show of solidarity.

You know those quiz shows that say " We asked 100 people. . ." Has anyone been asked ?

Twat

Wolksvagens have vindshield vipers

I went into town today and opened at least 50 crates/boxes/barrels/receptacles. I only found gold in 2 of them. I wish rl was more like rpgs

I got the power armour and beat robo Don

I saved ' Fluffy '

Another couple of fights and I will have the power armour.

Nearly drunk enough for bed

That Spanish FA guy who kissed a woman footballer full on the lips got in deep do do's. God help him if he had groped her tits

With the money I've saved not smoking, I may buy Baldur's gate 3, Jagged alliance 3, or have a crack binge. Hmm decisions decisions

Reject satin.

4 hiders

AH, the Great British weather. Grey skies and rain, luvvly.

Just another day in paradise.