Alphons
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Sep 17, 2000 (Age: 21)
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Alphons

National Beholder, Male, 21

My grandma just passed away. It happened so fast that I didn't even have a time to visit before the end. Oct 5, 2021

Alphons was last seen:
Oct 24, 2021 at 8:58 PM
    1. Alphons
      Alphons
      My grandma just passed away. It happened so fast that I didn't even have a time to visit before the end.
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      2. Alphons
        Alphons
        Thanks. She had a heart attack, but quickly got to hospital and was feeling well (even told my uncle to go buy some gifts for the doctor and the nurses). And then the next day she was in critical state and passed away.
        Oct 6, 2021
      3. mustadiokeepsdying
        mustadiokeepsdying
        That really sucks to hear. I can't imagine what it's like to feel okay one moment and then just vanish the next.
        Oct 6, 2021
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      4. ironmask
        ironmask
        Sorry for your loss. I also know how it feels like to loose an older relative and brother so I deeply sympathize.
        Oct 6, 2021
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    2. Alphons
      Alphons
      There's something fascinating about watching the slow decay of abandoned cars.
    3. Alphons
      Alphons
      Happy International Buck Breaking Day!
    4. Alphons
      Alphons
      Avellone is back?!
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Yeah, I'm thinking he's back.
        Jun 26, 2021
    5. Alphons
      Alphons
    6. Alphons
      Alphons
      ELEX 2!!!
    7. Alphons
    8. Alphons
      Alphons
      RangerBoo was banned?
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I'll save it for when I need to rage about a shitty band or something.
        Apr 20, 2021
      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Well Morgoth, to be fair you havn't been particularly super innocent here either. I am not saying you started it or that I don't understand your reaction. But com on. You did love throwing the gasoline into it once the fire raged. Like I said the meltdown was already going on. But still. There was a bit of needless back and forth between you two >_>
        Apr 20, 2021
      4. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        Are you accusing me of kicking the hornet nest? >_>
        Honestly, it was fun at the time and I thought making it crazier would inject humor and deflate the situation.
        How innocent I was.
        Apr 20, 2021
    9. Alphons
      Alphons
      I'm proud of our Polish cinematography. Smoleńsk is currently the worst movie in IMDB ranking.
      1. KingArthur likes this.
      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Proud of you, Slavbros.
        Apr 13, 2021
    10. Alphons
      Alphons
      Paid my taxes for the first time. Yay
      1. TheGM and TorontoReign like this.
      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        SUCKER!!!
        Apr 9, 2021
    11. Alphons
      Alphons
      Client had a problem with printer I've installed at his home office last Friday. Deleted the drivers and went into downloads assuming he did
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        An agent from one of the gov agencies we worked with once shared his phone screen during a meeting, and he seems to have forgotten he had a pornerooni video on his recent downloads. The thumbnail was literally a front view of a woman masturbating. We all pretended we didn't see it.
        Mar 10, 2021
      3. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        Did you watch it? If so, was it alone or with the client?
        Mar 11, 2021
      4. Alphons
        Alphons
        Nah, he was at the office overseeing renovations. And watching it with his fiancée just wouldn't be fair.
        Mar 11, 2021
    12. Alphons
      Alphons
      Powder Gangers did nothing wrong and should be a 5th main faction. Change my mind.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        They're literally criminals
        Dec 31, 2020
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        So are the Legion.
        Dec 31, 2020
      4. KingArthur
        Dec 31, 2020
    13. Alphons
      Alphons
      Merry Christmas! Hope everyone spends them well!
    14. Alphons
      Alphons
      Had another "on-site IT service" yesterday. Printer wouldn't detect a tray full of paper. Spent some time looking for jams or some damage.
      1. Alphons
        Alphons
        And then it hit me- I'm overthinking it. Checked the settings- someone changed tray settings from regular paper to custom type 3.
        Dec 12, 2020
    15. Alphons
      Alphons
      Had an urgent call from the client because "printer doesn't read computer". Checked the printer, everything's OK. Checking computer- it
      1. Alphons
        Alphons
        disconnected from WIFI. So I earned 125 PLN for pressing a button.
        Nov 29, 2020
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      2. Risewild
        Risewild
        Average human + Technology = Profit for smarter human.
        Nov 29, 2020
    16. Alphons
      Alphons
      Handed a resignation today, felt pretty satisfying.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Congrats.
        Oct 30, 2020
      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        Did you moon walk out the building?
        Oct 30, 2020
      3. Alphons
        Alphons
        Nah, got some pens though. And a box cutter. And a pair of work boots.
        Oct 30, 2020
    17. Alphons
      Alphons
      If masturbating is cheaper and healthier than smoking, why is it not allowed in public?
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        It is if you know what you're doing.
        Oct 15, 2020
      3. eissa
        eissa
        Oct 15, 2020
      4. TheGM
        TheGM
        Relax Diogenes.
        Oct 15, 2020
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    18. Alphons
      Alphons
      I'm officially 20. When do I get an invite to Old People's Club?
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        In 50 years.
        Sep 17, 2020
      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        Playing the original DOOM confirms mandatory boomer status.
        Sep 17, 2020
    19. Alphons
      Alphons
      All these retards from my neighborhood that only couple months ago were hoarding supplies now spend entire weekends in crowds at local pool.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        The lesson to learn is people that panic should not be trusted for advice on anything. I bet everyone has real clean assholes though. Relatively clean anyway.
        Aug 2, 2020
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Back in 2012 my retarded father-in-law spent hundreds on canned food that ended up expiring. Because of the History Channel.
        Aug 2, 2020
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      Alphons
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Sep 17, 2000 (Age: 21)
    Occupation:
    Humble Adept of Economy