Hello, hello England bitches, England bitches.... 3 - 0
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Wimmins football latest England bitches 2 Sweden bitches 0
Vodka gives me toothache
Echo beach far away in time, echo beach, far away in time.
Nervous wreck legs hit and run. Probably a fake Dane
everyone considered him the coward of the county
I@m a top prime cut of meat I@m your choice I wanna be elected I@m a yankee doodle dandy in a gold Rolls Royce I wanna be elected.
Q How do you circumcise a Whale ? A : Four skin divers.
Unmarried mother of 3 sprogs. GSOH. Just about solvent, WLTM male any colour beside pink. Rich, handsome 35 to 40. Willing to travel.
Sorry for being a weirdo talking about football. RB Leipzig 0 Liverpool FC 5.
What happened to my Rhodes, boo hoo
Glowing with loveliness.
Aww ffs what happened next ? After taking a long piss Melvin returns to the bar and orders a beer, while trying to.... It just dried up!
RED ALERT: Red alert in Britain with forecasts of 35 to 40 C temperatures. Oower we will melt.
CCC. Cancel culture, cowards.
" He hit that one for 6"- " Oh dear he bowled him a googly "-" Got caught in the gully"-" He had to use the spider for that one"
Mr Hassleneck has been very quiet since that guy said he would be laughed out of the forum (in the olden days )
Not stoned
Wadsworth is high as a kite ! Been on the WD 40 again.
Suns gone down but still 23C and humid Ughh
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