No Mutants Allowed

by myself with really hard, loud shoes. I'd look like some kind of pretentious moron. If, however, I walk down some corridor with ONE more person, then our loud heel-clopping will synchronize, sortof in tandem, it emphasizes the sense of authority

So, I need some excuse to get these hard, formal shoes - then a friend to get HIS shoes, then find ourselves some corridor with polished floors, then walk up and down it with a lot of authoritative confidence, making a lot of shoe-noise