Well, its better than "The ruinous powers of chaos has consumed a planet, *Schlorp*" At least this way you can imagine magical space unicorns adopted them or something.
It's inspirational though, if I were ever to make a game, hoooo, I'd throw so much of that shit in, "Event: Turns out you had undiagnosed testicular cancer, you died."
At least this way you can imagine magical space unicorns adopted them or something.