No Mutants Allowed

About as normal and vacuous as any other dream a 4 year old would come up with. Like my dream of being a pretty pretty princess.

That's becoming more and more possible every day. Wanna be my princess?

I'd rather be the guy cleaning up the mess after you suck start a shotgun upon realizing your princess will never come.

Like I could afford a shotgun

If that is the case then you are in dire straights my fem-boy loving friend. How can you afford to pay for the hormones, razors, and knee high socks for a prospective princess if you can't even afford a shotgun bro?

How am I gonna find someone like that in rural Kentucky to start with?