Aurelius Of Phoenix
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Aurelius Of Phoenix

Unoriginal; Pseud; Talentless; Racist, Male, 19, from Texas

So do VPs usually have their own adverts? I'm being given a Kamala Harris ad nearly every time. Sep 26, 2020 at 11:18 PM

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    1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      So do VPs usually have their own adverts? I'm being given a Kamala Harris ad nearly every time.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Yes, but usually they don't bill it as Harris/Biden.
        Sep 27, 2020 at 12:10 AM
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      2. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Well she is the one that is actually running for president. Funny how the Dem's are backing a woman who didn't even get 2% of the vote and was destroyed by Tulsi Gabbard at the DNC debates. But, then again, she has a vagina and is a woman of color. So sick of this shit.
        Sep 27, 2020 at 1:00 AM
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      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Tulsi would’ve been better cause she’s hot
        Sep 27, 2020 at 2:48 AM
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    2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Bask in the angel of light's glow, all who praise his works.
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      2. SquidVan
        Sep 24, 2020 at 5:32 PM
      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Spongebob was most likely molested as a child sue to his neglectful parents causing him to stop maturing and exist as a man-child. The first few seasons have him as a normal if naive young adult but after the Spongebob movie he experienced trauma which unlocked his memories and caused him to regress to his current state.
        Sep 24, 2020 at 6:24 PM
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      4. SquidVan
        Sep 25, 2020 at 1:48 PM
    3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Just got through with an INTENSE 8 hour 1st outing in Tower of Time and I come back to find RBG dead and democrats Bain posting, Neat!
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Fun game by the way, had it in the library and felt like dusting it off.
        Sep 19, 2020
    4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Picked up Torchlight for $1 at Humble Bundle, first arpg I've played but I can get into it, so far it's pretty fun.
    5. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Within this holy temple, I lie in wait for our reunion oh, killer mine. Gaze upon a world in ruins. It was at your hands after all!
      1. TheGM
        TheGM
        my bad.
        Sep 13, 2020
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    6. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Got to Damonta yesterday and didn't realize you bastards owned a strip club.
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    8. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Since the original Doom was updated I certainly hope I won't have to watch 5 minutes of unskippable logos like in DOOM 64
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I fucking hate unskippable logos. What is the poooint? They're litterally saying "buy our products plz" and I'm screaming at the monitor "I JUST FUCKING DID DIDNT I!!!"

        Same as the FBI warnings on *purchased DVDs*, "Hey YOU - did you steal this? Be honest! You stole this, didn't you! YOU GODDAMN BASTARD YOU STOLE IT DIDN'T YOU! CONFESS!!!" unskippable, every time.
        Sep 5, 2020
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      2. MrWhoops
        MrWhoops
        From what I gathered, when you launch Doom 1 & 2 it will give you an option of which version you want to run, if you pick the DOS version then it will launch without them.

        Also in Doom 64 you can just go into the files and delete the opening movies and the game will just launch without them. I don't know if that works with 1 & 2 now but who knows.
        Sep 6, 2020
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    10. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      What type of name is Keyosha anyway, sounds like a black stripper.
      1. TheGM
        TheGM
        I raise you one Uniqua.
        Aug 26, 2020
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        It sounds like Genosha.
        Aug 26, 2020
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    11. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Finally got around to finishing the original Portal and the advanced maps, shorter than I thought and I don't feel like doing time trials.
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Am currently getting around to finishing Half life and it's expansions.
        Aug 24, 2020
      3. SquidVan
        SquidVan
        Portal 1 is good. No wasted levels really because of how short it is. I beat it about 10 times because I had it working on a USB and would play through it in computer classes in high school when I was bored.
        Aug 24, 2020
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      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Portal 1 shortness kinda sneaks up on you. It's a pretty good game, altho the Second one has a lot more content and it's funnier in general.
        Aug 24, 2020
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    12. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Killing Floor has a humble bundle going on, can get KF1 for a dollar.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I only know that game from the armors ripped into New Vegas by Dragbody.
        Aug 22, 2020
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Played it a long time ago on an old account, fun 6-man, wave based, zombie killing game.
        Aug 22, 2020
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      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I'll consider getting it but I need every dollar this month.
        Aug 22, 2020
    13. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Might rewatch The Evil Dead movies and show. Really interested in the supposed Evil Dead game and Bruce's 'horror expendables' film.
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      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        Now there is a game I haven't heard mentioned in forever. played the hell out of that one.
        Aug 15, 2020
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      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Yeah man I wanted a sequel. Local coop was the bomb. Never did beat it.
        Aug 15, 2020
      4. TheGM
        TheGM
        End game is a bitch until you realize that the Priest shits all over those cocksucking vampires because he has a crossbow.
        Aug 15, 2020
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    14. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Should've dumped money into link when I had the chance but I'm too much of a puss to put money into crypto.
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I can always just put money into it but I had more money to put into it than I do now.
        Aug 14, 2020
      2. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        I still remember reading about Bitcoin in the early 2010's and now I'm depressed every day. If only I knew how to get into investing back then...
        Aug 15, 2020
    15. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      When are all these geeks and gamers just gonna fuck some asian chick and get over their nipponophilia.
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Watch Jordan Peterson, he'll tell you not only how to clean your room but your penis as well. Also, just buy a real doll at that point lmao. You can close it's eyes half way and slant the slot for immersion points.
        Aug 11, 2020
      3. Deleted member 53669
        Deleted member 53669
        Nah, his luck score is at a 4 right now and will stay that way until he starts jerking off to himself in the mirror. I know this because the Master Therion told me so.
        Aug 11, 2020
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      4. Atomic Postman
        Atomic Postman
        it doesn't go away
        Aug 11, 2020
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    16. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Getting into dungeon crawlers and starting with Legend of Grimrock. So far it's fun and simple. However, spiders can go get fucked.
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    17. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Woah I'm being accosted by an obviously mentally ill old woman?! Well I better film it to get up votes on r/karen lol XD dumb fucking karen!
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      2. TheGM
        TheGM
        Qa'reen
        Aug 6, 2020
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      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I knew a big indian girl named Shonda. American indian mind you. Sounds like a good spinoff.
        Aug 6, 2020
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      4. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        Hell have no fury like a Karen scoured.
        Aug 7, 2020
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    18. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Whoever designed the minigames for the fractured but whole needs a bullet to the head. My fingers are ruined.
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I would've suggested that they have their balls smashed with a hammer but they would probably enjoy that the fucking sado-masochist.
        Aug 4, 2020
    19. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Finished South Park the stick of truth in about a day or so, would play the sequel but 28 gigs and a day long download will have to wait.
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      2. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        The sequel lowkey sucks anyway
        Aug 10, 2020
    20. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      GOG is having an RPG sale, they also have Bro Force on sale which I heard was a fun co-op game.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        It is a fun coop game.
        Jul 30, 2020
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    My name is Not Important; what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins... here!

    This story is about my Uncle Terry. He didn't work for the hatchery. He didn't even care for those that did. He was in Vietnam. He lives off the disability checks he got. Uncle Terry was not a popular man. We've all heard of a man deserting a battalion, but I don't know if you've ever heard of a battalion deserting a man. Well, that's what happened to Uncle Terry. One day Uncle Terry awoke in the middle of Da Nang. Everyone was gone, and they left him three bottles of Jack Daniels, and some weaponry. So, Uncle Terry downed the bottle of Jack Daniels in two slugs and smashed it into the jungle. He picked up the Kalashnikov, a Glock, the two bottles of Jack, some hand grenades, and off he walked into the jungle--his fate.

    Uncle Terry came upon a village. Now, were they Charlie, or were they the people he was sent to protect from Charlie? Uncle Terry didn't know. He took a drink from the bottle of Jack and with hate in his gut, he opened fire. He took that Kalashnikov, and he let it sway like a farmer would a scythe. The people fell before him like hay would fall before a farmer. The men. The women. And by God, even the children. Finally, Uncle Terry stood in the mud, the blood, the guts, and the glory. He was perfectly alone. He took a long swig. His hand brushed against his pants and he felt wetness. He was ashamed because he pissed himself in fear. But then, he realized it was ejaculate. And the shame was replaced by pride.

    The teacher says, "what kind of story is that?! What could possibly be the moral of that?" Dirty Johnny thinks about it for a few moments and he says, "you don't fuck with Terry when he has been drinking." -Norm Macdonald