Aurelius Of Phoenix
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Aurelius Of Phoenix

Psued., Male, 22, from Texas

That dogshit Witcher 3 update has confirmed my assumption that any CDPR staff that knew how to use REDengine went splitsville. Dogshit. Jan 9, 2023

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    1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      That dogshit Witcher 3 update has confirmed my assumption that any CDPR staff that knew how to use REDengine went splitsville. Dogshit.
    2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Got the coof. The only symptom is it feels like there is a vise around my skull.
    3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      If you're going to be sick, do it away from me you sickly bitch.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Don't talk to me like that you cunt!
        Sep 10, 2022
    4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      My brother has repeatedly proven that the age-old adage 'don't stick your dick in crazy' is solid advice. Poor bastard.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Blenders are pretty crazy.
        Sep 1, 2022
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Evidently so, as he recently learned. Pitbulls are crazy too, fortunately, we learned that from watching cartel videos.
        Sep 1, 2022
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Keep in mind crazy attracts crazy so maybe your brother needs to chill or get different taste in women by learning why these relationships are turning to shit. It's rarely just one person that is fucking up.
        Sep 1, 2022
    5. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      I'm getting tired of these fucking spics messaging me asking for some other spic when I've had this number for at least 8 FUCKING YEARS.
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH. LEAVE ME ALONE, THIS IS WHY I DO NOT ANSWER MY PHONE ANYMORE. FUCK YOU.
        Jul 23, 2022
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        WE MAY LOOK THE SAME BUT WE ARE NOT THE SAME. I DON'T LIKE TACOS OR CORONA LIGHT, I LIKE BURGERS AND FRIES. I EMBRACE THE AMERICAN CULTURE WHOLEHEARTEDLY DESPITE MY BEAN-EATING TEQUILLA-SWALLOWING ROOTS.
        Jul 23, 2022
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I'm tired of these fucking red dot indians calling me asking me for my social security number. I know every asshole that works at the social security office does not take shits in the street, if they do we have a serious immigration problem.
        Jul 23, 2022
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    6. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Don't let Toucan Sam near the Flintstones family. He's been a little too familiar in the past.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Fruity Pebbles hahaha.
        May 5, 2022
    7. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      I'd like a C&C style remake of Fallout 1,2, and tactics. That would be nice.
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I meant remaster, like the C&C remaster collection, which is $7 on steam right now so I picked it up.
        Feb 10, 2022
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      3. The_Den_Resident
        The_Den_Resident
        I agree, got that game two years ago. Pretty difficult, but can be fun to play.
        Mar 19, 2022
      4. Mστh
        Mστh
        They're selling it for seven dollars now? I had to pay those assholes 40 bucks for the remaster. I should've known, EA, I should've known.
        Apr 27, 2022
    8. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Would it kill Randy to put some more fast travel points in the Borderlands GOTY dlc? I don't have much gas money.
      1. SquidWard
        SquidWard
        He was too busy funneling money from other projects to his pockets and putting illegal shit on his thumbdrive to do that.
        Feb 9, 2022
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        He was too busy making me think Duke Nukem might still have a life.
        Feb 9, 2022
    9. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Reading the Legend of the northern blade MANHWA right now, it's good and I dig the art style.
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      3. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        What site do you use to read it?
        Jan 20, 2022
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Jan 20, 2022
      5. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        The site has a lot of ads when you chapter change but out of four other sites this one didn't have as many errors in the work.
        Jan 20, 2022
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    10. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Up to vol. 12 of the Goblin Slayer LNs, s'alright I guess if you're a fan of d&d you'll get more of the jokes. Rabbit and elf are best girl
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Feels like the author's getting into Shadowrun recently with adding the Rouges and the whole runners and fixers thing.
        Oct 28, 2021
    11. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Day 4 of not being able to hear out of my left ear, It's not the lack of hearing that annoys me but the feeling of a blockage
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        But I'm a great guy, that's not going to happen to me.
        Oct 28, 2021
      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        I hope so, man. But you don’t have to be a piece of shit like me for that to get out of control. Remember that.
        Oct 28, 2021
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Those voices are standard waking hallucinations if you are asleep. Use ear cleaning solution not q tips.
        Oct 28, 2021
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    12. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Was holed up in my room reading all of the released translated LN of 'So I'm a spider, so what?'. Enjoyable. Anime is low budget garbage.
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Took about two days.
        Oct 17, 2021
    13. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      My laptop is being held together by ducktape, prayers, and half a decades worth of happy endings.
    14. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Reading God of High School, The American football fighter is a tranny (Still called He), part-time DJ and donates money to Africa yearly.
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      2. mustadiokeepsdying
        mustadiokeepsdying
        I'm not surprised lol. Never expect good representation of Americans in anime.
        Oct 6, 2021
      3. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I think it's pretty accurate. Also, the main villain of chapter six relies on 5G towers, evolved humans and suicide bombers for methods of waging war.
        Oct 6, 2021
      4. mustadiokeepsdying
        Oct 6, 2021
    15. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Read all of Tower of God last week, I like it, though I have a few gripes. Nothing worse than running out of something you're really into.
      1. mustadiokeepsdying
        mustadiokeepsdying
        isn't that the whole "nihiliism and free will" manga? I might be thinking of something else
        Oct 1, 2021
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        *Laughs in Berserk until tears start coming out*
        Oct 1, 2021
    16. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      2v1v1 me then, bitch.
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      2. Alphons
        Alphons
        Top or bottom
        Aug 12, 2021
    17. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Anyone wanna play castle crashers with me? :|
    18. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
    19. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Gonna have to pick up a gamepad for my shitty laptop so I can get around to playing all the games I have that need a controller.
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I'm trying to save up for a new laptop by the end of the year, but am wondering if I should just wait for windows 11 to come out. Or would that fuck up all the games?
        Jun 25, 2021
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Never mind, just got fired. smh.
        Jun 25, 2021
    20. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Steam summer sales are a go go!
      1. RangerBoo, Alphons and Walpknut like this.
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        The summer sale has chewed me up and spit me out. I spent way too much money and now my backlog is dramatically lengthened...
        Jun 25, 2021
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    My name is Not Important; what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins... here!