Aurelius Of Phoenix
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Aurelius Of Phoenix

Pseud, Male, 19, from Texas

Naughty Dog games have already damaged AAA gaming. https://youtu.be/DE6RcyqBUB8 May 25, 2020 at 9:14 PM

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        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        This style of story driven and cinematic style of game has been done better in games like Dracula, Harvester, Sanitarium, or Phantasmagoria are like interactive episodes of the Twilight Zone with interesting stories in the styling of the greatest hits out of a perverted Goth girl's fuck dungeon torture fantasies (or a Grimm's fairy tale to be more PG).
        May 25, 2020 at 9:46 PM
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      3. Risewild
        Risewild
        Good. AAA gaming needs to burn down to to ground and start from the (fun) basics again.
        May 26, 2020 at 5:43 AM
      4. TheGM
        TheGM
        I haven't played a game they've made since Crash Bandicoot 3.
        May 26, 2020 at 7:12 PM
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      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      This episode of the Sopranos, Tony is in a coma and must endure many trials and make allies to find the great gabagool and return home.
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      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Classic. Thanks.
        May 19, 2020
    4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Why do faggots care so much about spoilers? It boggles the mind that learning about one plot point that may or may not be true ruins the...
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Definetly the kid who drops spoilers unprompted and cries in another forum about how mean the people who didn't like that were to you is the more autistic one, ngl.
        May 13, 2020
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Well what can I say I'm a delicate little flower who wilts at that sort of blow back #freelove, motherfucker.
        May 13, 2020
      5. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Don't be a spoiling cunt within reason. And also within reason don't spaz out when something not so important gets spoiled. Once again, both extremes of this situation are the ridiculous ones. No point in spoiling shit to others when you know better and no point in overvaluing the 15th Avengers MCU movie.
        May 13, 2020
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      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Found a free browser shooter called krunker.io it's pretty comfy.
    6. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Kristallnacht? Is that like Crystal Pepsi? Well let me tell you something, if this kristallnacht was so bad, why did ya ask for it then?
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Yeah I've heard about these concentration camps you people keep goin' on about. Maybe y'all should just think harder, then you wouldn't need to go to a camp. I mean come on enough of all this whining, the 49ers lost the Superbowl and you don't see ME cryin' about it.
        May 3, 2020
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        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        From the hunt for elerium, privatizing x-com, the annexing and mounting environmental issues, the cult of sirius and the religious wars, all of it is kino.
        Apr 28, 2020
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        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        "With the exception of one game in early 1998, no
        piece of computer software has ever been released on time," said an irritable Willy Fence,
        president of the computer/entertainment conglomerate. "It's high time all the damned cyber-geeks
        got used to it!"
        WOAH prophetic...
        Apr 28, 2020
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      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Do pornstars who fuck and shit out seashells at the beach have sand in their pussy for a few weeks after that? I'd figure that's the risk.
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      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        When I was a kid at the beach I ate sand, I wonder if some of that sand was in a girl's pussy hah hah... It was in Galveston though so if I did it was probably some hamplanet with stds. :(
        Apr 27, 2020
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        You can't just mention this stuff without more of a lead. Maybe this information alone is enough of a lead. I've never heard of such thing but it sounds hilarious.
        Apr 27, 2020
      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        You just got to look around and you'll find it.
        Apr 27, 2020
    9. Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Playing Descent on a keyboard and it's serviceable. I refuse to shell out $60 for a fucking flight stick, I'm too fucking poor.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Keyboard is how I played it when I was young.
        Apr 21, 2020
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      2. Hassknecht
        Hassknecht
        Me too. Never actually played any Descent with a stick. Hope Descent: Underground ever gets released.
        Apr 21, 2020
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      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      "Sir, I'm sorry but your membership card to 'Freddy's Fuck Fortress' doesn't count as a driver's license, you'll have to follow me."
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        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I liked the Night Sentinels and the idea of different humans in other dimensions but the Maykrs are gay, the whole "dude, everyone goes to Hell" is funny, but and ID doesn't know how to write without being anime.
        Apr 13, 2020
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        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Doom 64 is cool though and the actual Doom Eternal gameplay is fun except for that low ammo capacity, and excessive platforming isn't fun.
        Apr 13, 2020
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        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        The whole basing DOOM on Saturday morning cartoons, the not wanting metal in the soundtrack, and the AYLMAOS all point to the writers distaste for demons and demonology. Instead of deepening the satanic and horror angle Doom 3 and 64 championed, they went with this. While the game is good the setting and it's content is mush for mass appeal.
        Apr 28, 2020
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      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Creepy crawlies in my veins like nodules, tracing my vision as they go the circumference and then stop like dead pixels in my eyes. :)
      1. alec
        alec
        Could be a brain tumor. Could be love. Could be a monkey taking a crap on your scalp.
        Apr 10, 2020
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Well Doc, I do see eye snow and on top of that I constantly see things moving just outside my vision and have headaches.
        Apr 10, 2020
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        According to everyone online all you need is massive amounts of DMT.
        Apr 10, 2020
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      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      My Dad apparently shook hands with someone who has the kung flu, so I guess I'll probably get it :|
      1. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Make your dad go get cigarettes from the store and be right back. That always works.
        Mar 19, 2020
      2. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        He's on that OG DANK Kush baby! So I don't know if that'll work.
        Mar 19, 2020
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        bath salts r dangerous
        Mar 19, 2020
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      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Finally getting around to Civ 5 and it's pretty good.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I put a couple hundred hours into it. I never played 4 though so I feel as if I did something wrong.
        Mar 17, 2020
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        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        I bought 5 and 6 with all the dlc because of the steam sale and since I can't run Civ 6 because of my shit-tier laptop I'm playing Civ 5 while people run to buy toilet paper and all the businesses close around me.
        Mar 17, 2020
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        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        42 hours in and I finished my first standard prince campaign with diplomacy. Now I'm getting achievements before I do the harder and longer playthroughs. Game's good and has some interesting mods for when I fully explore the base game.
        Mar 20, 2020
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      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Who actually collects those POP! figures? They seem to be the most popular figures for the beta and "girl" crowds.
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      2. alec
        alec
        I don't "collect" them, but I have a couple of Joker Pops. I actually like the design of them, I like to think of them as 3D stick figures. They even remind me of how I draw: simple as fuck, with a slight focus on facial features. But whatever. If you hate it so much, just sell it or get rid of it.
        Mar 4, 2020
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        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Yes, it's my secret fear of being force-fed hormones and being turned into a "girl" against my will. I don't hate them it's just that they seem to be fucking everywhere and whenever I see them on the internet it's those people who have shelves of the shit on display as if it's cool.
        Mar 4, 2020
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      4. alec
        alec
        I don't understand the people who collect all of them, but I do understand the ones who like a certain franchise (The Simpsons, Peanuts ...) and then add some Pops of that franchise to their collection. Unfortunately, a lot of collectors buy these dolls thinking they'll be worth a fortune one day, while most of them will never be worth more than their initial price.
        Mar 4, 2020
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      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Gonna try my luck on crypto, I'm either going to win big or kill myself.
      1. alec
        alec
        *tumbleweed*
        Mar 1, 2020
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      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Thomas plead his case to the Fay, describing his woes and how it would take time to pay off the debt he had accrued after being healed.
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      3. alec
        alec
        Yeah, that's the exact sentence that got my cunt wet as fuck as well. Now all I can think about are nigger dicks. Preferably two so they can spitroast the Caucasian shit out of me. You're a dirty man, Aurelius. I'm gonna have to keep an eye on you.
        Feb 28, 2020
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      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        "He fingered the small box timidly and his mind was a storm of thoughts."

        Yeah, this is definitely not the recent imagery of your latest wank thoughts.
        Feb 28, 2020
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        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        What a bunch of fucking perverts! Clearly this is no place where great minds can come and critique their works.
        @alec Methinks the nigger cock has scrambled your brains, seeing as you say only an eye, I'll presume it was after a thorough skull-fucking.
        Feb 28, 2020
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      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Weeping widows wreathed with webbing worked wildly, while Wraiths wrenched whores' whole wombs wide for wary wiggly wraithlings.
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        You had one start with an I instead of a W. Disgraceful.
        Feb 25, 2020
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      3. Hoplite
        Hoplite
        Remove the hyphen so it's grammatically correct. -lings doesn't require a hyphen when used as a suffix
        Feb 25, 2020
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        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Pretty puffy pink vulvae vibrated voraciously for four fiery femmes, while William watched with subtle supervision. He hewed hefty honey-filled helpings to too timely turns on ornery Ophelia, Oriana , Olivia, or Opal. Sweating superbly sighing sagely climbing cleverly deterring dynamic denouement.
        Feb 25, 2020
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      Aurelius Of Phoenix
      Valentine's went terribly... guess it's time to drink and listen to suicidal, loner, in the dark, one man, stoner, black metal.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Holidays are usually terrible. Hey guys. Here is your one chance a year to score but all the odds are against you. Get your hopes up!
        Feb 17, 2020
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    My name is Not Important; what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins... here!