No Mutants Allowed

I regret being born yet here I am

You get used to regrets

Just gotta roll with the punches bro, if its a cringey username or cringey existence. Ain't nothing we can do bout it.

Speak for yourself, suicide is always an option- jk don’t do that

Try using a name you came up with when you were 17 and you are now 35. But don't fret you can ask for a name change at any time.

Part of me wants to ask for my name to be changed to penispuncher42069 but tbh I’m worried that you’d actually do it

Wait shit, I can ask for a name change? I'd like to do that then