KingArthur

HUH

I only got an associates. I'll go back one day but experience is more needed in my field for sure.

Fuck off we're full.

hitting the bong?

*GENGHIS bong.

In the first game you can kill civilians after the game ends. Perfect reward.

Yeah but then you had to play through all of Assassin's Creed and then play it even more.

I suspect it’s so you can actually use shrapnel grenades in-game without being desynchronized.

Zest? How is zest disgusting? It's fucking delicious. They use lemon and orange zest in all sorts of desserts, some of which you've probably eaten without noticing it. The earliest candy was made with zest (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0nnskSkwk). Grow some balls and enjoy the zest, gawddammit!

alec is right. It's used in a lot of things. And like many bitter things, the bitterness doesn't taste the same once you're used to tasting it. Anything lacking sweeteners that has caffeine is usually bitter until you get used to it. A lot of alcohol also has a bit of an acquired taste to it. The stronger ones take longer to grow accustom to of course.

Ok that’s all cool and good but I think I’ll just have an oolong.

How does it feel being cucked by Lancelot?

The same way it would feel if anyone did it :/

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Only worth-while what-ifs, is if a major factor is added, like a chemistry experiment - but it has to be a factor that did not allready exist in the world. You can't just go "what if Lonciln changed his mind :0"

I mean, I get what you're saying, but to assume that we know EVERY POSSIBLE OUTCOME OF EVERY VARIABLE is... well, frankly it's a fallacy. It places too much stock in our knowing how something would've turned out. I agree that "what if chickens were dinosaurs", etc is dumb as fuck. But Harry Turtledove's novels about the South winning the ACW, for example, are fascinating.

Because in addition to great presentation, and utterly human stories, those books in particular explore the rise (and eventual fall) of this "Southern Empire".

If it wasn't for Fallout 4 I may not have ever liked better games. So I give it that. I hadn't played 1 or 2 yet and I loved NV over 3. Then 4 came out and I was immensely disappointed. Ended up making me wanna try 1 and 2 out. And eventually other cRPGs. I would have never played Wasteland or PS:T had it not been for Fallout 4 sucking ass.

To be fair, I stopped after F4; I game-shared 76 and realized "ok, yeah, not gonna give Beth money anymore."

Also, I don't act like Beth is the bane of good games. I act like they're retarded, which they are. But retardation every once in a while is fun.

The bane of good games is Gearbox, or maybe 2K.

How

the FUCK

does a THIRD BORDERLANDS even exist?!!

Exactly. The best way I can describe it is that it's an entertaining game, handled terribly. Put that aside, though, and it is dumb fun to just beat gang members up as Jacob, giving your own street gang a foothold, all the while justifying to yourself this mob violence as a good thing.

I borrowed 1 from a coworker, I did the first two bosses and got halfway to the third one and couldn't stand it.

If you ever decide to play AC again, play Rogue. It combines the stellar naval combat of Black Flag with a better story and protagonist.

These shitty movies usually are entertaining to a degree. See butthurt rant.

Nobles, you say? *drags the guillotine into place*

Maybe a typo. Could be noodles.

I am descended from the one and only Flying Spaghetti Monster.

That too.

I'm imagining a penis pump made in China that is just too small to fit a Western dick. Imagination is a horrible thing sometimes.

You think they even accept returns on shit like that?