KingArthur
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KingArthur

Y Ddraig Gymreig Yn Codi, Male, 21, from https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HzF0hHb7xMc

Going back to college to put myself further into bankruptcy, but also to acquire my Masters, so I can apply to become a diplomat. Jan 25, 2020 at 7:07 AM

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    1. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Going back to college to put myself further into bankruptcy, but also to acquire my Masters, so I can apply to become a diplomat.
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        HUH
        Jan 25, 2020 at 2:26 PM
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I only got an associates. I'll go back one day but experience is more needed in my field for sure.
        Jan 25, 2020 at 2:27 PM
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      4. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Fuck off we're full.
        Jan 26, 2020 at 3:22 AM
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    2. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      “Genghis Khan” and “Stacey’s Mom” have the same number of syllables. You’re welcome.
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        hitting the bong?
        Jan 22, 2020 at 2:06 AM
      3. Yamu
        Yamu
        *GENGHIS bong.
        Jan 23, 2020 at 3:43 AM
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    3. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I knew someone who used to defend the inability to kill civilians in AC IV. Like oh yeah, Edward Kenway is one of those GOOD criminals.
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      2. TheOtherManInTheRoom
        TheOtherManInTheRoom
        In the first game you can kill civilians after the game ends. Perfect reward.
        Jan 21, 2020
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      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Yeah but then you had to play through all of Assassin's Creed and then play it even more.
        Jan 21, 2020
      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        I suspect it’s so you can actually use shrapnel grenades in-game without being desynchronized.
        Jan 22, 2020 at 12:10 AM
    4. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Bigelow Constant Comment uses the fucking rind of the orange in its recipe. Unsurprisingly, it’s goddamn disgusting.
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      3. alec
        alec
        Zest? How is zest disgusting? It's fucking delicious. They use lemon and orange zest in all sorts of desserts, some of which you've probably eaten without noticing it. The earliest candy was made with zest (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T0nnskSkwk). Grow some balls and enjoy the zest, gawddammit!
        Jan 17, 2020
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      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        alec is right. It's used in a lot of things. And like many bitter things, the bitterness doesn't taste the same once you're used to tasting it. Anything lacking sweeteners that has caffeine is usually bitter until you get used to it. A lot of alcohol also has a bit of an acquired taste to it. The stronger ones take longer to grow accustom to of course.
        Jan 17, 2020
      5. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Ok that’s all cool and good but I think I’ll just have an oolong.
        Jan 18, 2020
    5. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Total War modded for 12 turns per year is a grueling and glorious experience in maintaining world domination.
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    6. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Happy 4:41 am Eastern Time.
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    7. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      @Ayelander why can’t you ever be proud of me, goddammit
    8. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I’m alive, unfortunately. Don’t cheer too loud now, oh adoring public of mine.
      1. Aurelius Of Phoenix
        Aurelius Of Phoenix
        How does it feel being cucked by Lancelot?
        Dec 27, 2019
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        The same way it would feel if anyone did it :/
        Dec 27, 2019
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    9. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I've always believed that ancestors would be disgusted by later times. Us by founding fathers, founding fathers by Roman Republic, etc.
    10. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      I love how in the TV adaptation of The Last Kingdom, Uhtred is this swashbuckling hero, but in the original books he’s a fucking douche.
    11. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      You ever get called a slur, then wear it as a badge of honor? For me it’s being called Greek by various people.
      1. Squadcar
    12. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Hot take: Bran Stark should've died when Jaime Lannister pushed him out the window as a kid. His POV is the most boring in ASOIAF.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Only worth-while what-ifs, is if a major factor is added, like a chemistry experiment - but it has to be a factor that did not allready exist in the world. You can't just go "what if Lonciln changed his mind :0"
        Dec 9, 2019
      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        I mean, I get what you're saying, but to assume that we know EVERY POSSIBLE OUTCOME OF EVERY VARIABLE is... well, frankly it's a fallacy. It places too much stock in our knowing how something would've turned out. I agree that "what if chickens were dinosaurs", etc is dumb as fuck. But Harry Turtledove's novels about the South winning the ACW, for example, are fascinating.
        Dec 10, 2019
      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Because in addition to great presentation, and utterly human stories, those books in particular explore the rise (and eventual fall) of this "Southern Empire".
        Dec 10, 2019
    13. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Replaced the Skyrim main theme with the GoT one, and the dragon battle music with the Last Kingdom intro theme. Better x1000000000
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        If it wasn't for Fallout 4 I may not have ever liked better games. So I give it that. I hadn't played 1 or 2 yet and I loved NV over 3. Then 4 came out and I was immensely disappointed. Ended up making me wanna try 1 and 2 out. And eventually other cRPGs. I would have never played Wasteland or PS:T had it not been for Fallout 4 sucking ass.
        Dec 3, 2019
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      3. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        To be fair, I stopped after F4; I game-shared 76 and realized "ok, yeah, not gonna give Beth money anymore."

        Also, I don't act like Beth is the bane of good games. I act like they're retarded, which they are. But retardation every once in a while is fun.
        Dec 3, 2019
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      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        The bane of good games is Gearbox, or maybe 2K.

        How

        the FUCK

        does a THIRD BORDERLANDS even exist?!!
        Dec 3, 2019
    14. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      If Bernard Cornwell dies before he finishes the Last Kingdom series I might cry.
    15. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Just started playing AC Syndicate. It's fun, but the Templars using street gangs is completely out of character and really stupid.
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        Exactly. The best way I can describe it is that it's an entertaining game, handled terribly. Put that aside, though, and it is dumb fun to just beat gang members up as Jacob, giving your own street gang a foothold, all the while justifying to yourself this mob violence as a good thing.
        Nov 29, 2019
      3. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I borrowed 1 from a coworker, I did the first two bosses and got halfway to the third one and couldn't stand it.
        Nov 29, 2019
      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        If you ever decide to play AC again, play Rogue. It combines the stellar naval combat of Black Flag with a better story and protagonist.
        Nov 29, 2019
    16. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Installed a mod for Empire: Total War that lets you play as the pirates faction; all I can fucking think of is that "You Are a Pirate" meme
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    17. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Just watched IT: Chapter II... and I actually liked it. Either the shitty movies are fucking with my mind or it really was entertaining.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        These shitty movies usually are entertaining to a degree. See butthurt rant.
        Nov 25, 2019
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    18. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Sometimes I wish I could have lived during the Enlightenment. I’d gladly give up good teeth and showers for inspired conversation.
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      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Nobles, you say? *drags the guillotine into place*
        Dec 3, 2019
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      3. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Maybe a typo. Could be noodles.
        Dec 3, 2019
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      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        I am descended from the one and only Flying Spaghetti Monster.
        Dec 4, 2019
    19. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Wish is sending me coupons for penis pumps. I’ve been attacked.
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      2. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        That too.
        Nov 18, 2019
      3. alec
        alec
        I'm imagining a penis pump made in China that is just too small to fit a Western dick. Imagination is a horrible thing sometimes.
        Nov 18, 2019
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      4. KingArthur
        KingArthur
        You think they even accept returns on shit like that?
        Nov 18, 2019
    20. KingArthur
      KingArthur
      Reading about Major John Andre; the penultimate redcoat gentleman officer. Fascinating guy, even before the outbreak of the AWI.
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