No Mutants Allowed

Just get a bike and ride that everywhere like me. You'll get thin and everyone will think you're a loser for not driving a V8 suv.

I hate bikes. Mainly because I never learned to ride one.

Honestly if I didn't have my partner I want to look good for I would have turned into one of those WALL-E people over lockdown by now.

Take the 3rd option. Bulk up Hulk Hogan style and crush apples with one hand and shit.