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Why not just rephrase that as "Oh, this is when you serve with the rice that you should have just gone ahead and GUESSED that you shoulda made a long time ago, dipshit!"

It's also fun when recipes are prefaced with a small novel on what the author and fam gossiped about when they traveled to Honolulu and their half sister got pregnant at a hotel and their dad was pissed so they went to a local grill to have some bullshit snapchat food experience to calm down, but mom gets too drunk and starts hitting on the 13 year old so now they have to go to some dingy place on the corner-

but come to find out that's where the "real food" is, but before we get to that here are pics of the puppy we found on the way and adopted. Isn't it cute? Be sure to follow him on Instagram! Anyways! haskfuhewpingmaahfkjhdiwjdlancfjbqeoufblajbf
blahblahblah*random cooking selfie*blahblahblah
oh, and serve with boiled rice!
(chooses to post instructions as is after reviewing)

I haven't come across those, but that's cus I'm doing the lazy thing and going to the same 2-3 store-affiliated oft-advertised sites, where they tend to prioritize a sense of swiftness above anything, to the point where they'll just skip whole portions, "oh, shoot, yeah, you were supposed to boil potatoes between point 4 and 5. Boil them now!"