No Mutants Allowed

They think I just haven't read about the miracles yet, you know. Didn't get around to it.

That's how they believe, 100%, full religion, they just CAME ACROSS the texts, and were like, "omg honey, did you know this guy from nazareth can make wine rain and heal the lepers!? holy shit! and he can save our eternal souls! CHURCH! NOW!"

Then the same fuckers read some Q-related meme, and same exact reaction, "omg honey, did you know - "

There's only one Jewish prophet we should be following today.
https://www.gnu.org/graphics/stallman-as-saint-ignucius.en.