No Mutants Allowed

When I was 14 I had the good goddamn sense to know that I should shut my immature little face when grownups were talking. Just cus they've read a thousand wiki articles, and their mothers tell them they have the biggest brains in the universe don't make them any less ignorant little puddle-brains.

I am the best kind of aspie, undiagnosed till I was like 27, parents with a million selfish issues, you know - I had to find myself! Took a toll on me sure, but at least I'm not some little pissy know it all. I'm a big cool awesome know it all, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!

Also, when you approach fuckin 40 you've kind of earned the right to be like, "No, actually - just because a geological formation lacks a species that HAS been found in the SAME AGED formation 100 kilometres over, doesn't mean that dino *avoided* the former formation, you fffucking simplefbnodb

That's the problem with being a little flag-memorizing capital-knowing aspie "special boy", it's that your dumb little brain is so full of memorized facts, you're blinded to everything else. I got one little aspie tell me that one Argentine dino could never have met another, cus one was from Mendoza region, and another from Salta. Like... dude... abort yourself, you failed.

"Knew Argentine regions by heart" on his stupid aspie gravestone.