No Mutants Allowed

what the fuck was he doing with a golf club and a Hawaiian shirt?

It's how life is out here in Margaritaville brother

Couldn't just let the snake play it through?

I was just eating my sandwich on the patio and it gets close to my zone, starts acting unnecessarily ornery so I had to put a stop to it

Make some boots.

I'd just end up raising hell in the golf cart and get kicked out. I wouldn't mind moving to Florida just so I can legally drive a suped up golf cart on the streets.