No Mutants Allowed

where measurements are in metric, and not fucking imperial? Every recipe, every chart, fucking everything!

The ENTIRE PLANET has to take this stupid shit, and pass it through fucking converters, because it makes no goddamn sense!

At least we can smoke weed.

Yeah, your ounces and pounces and what the fuck not >:I

I don't even like numbers.

What, numbers are the best? 8578 is awesome, cus it turns into 7777 if you do stuff to it. It was the shit back in 1999 when I came up with this name.

I don't like them because they move on me.

Also, 8578 is numerologic for "zegh" so it really says "zegh zegh", and zegh is acronymic for all the usernames I used up until 1999. Isn't that interesting? Whoaaa!