No Mutants Allowed

Hilarious.

It is pretty funny. Also Yoda is seen as the ultimate wise guy but he both led the Jedi when they became lazy and corrupt and Luke's big victory was when he proved his dogma wrong about having to kill his dad.

Overall the Jedi are like the Catholic Church and the Sith are like the Kabbalistic priest mystery cults that made you do drugs and walk through catacombs while teabagging you. Yessssss goooooddddd.

Anakin: Master Yoda, I seek your counsil, I keep having dreams of my most loved person dying, and this happened with my mom too and I fell really hard into hate and anger when I failed to save her, what can I do?
Yoda: To suck it sucks.

It shows how spiritually dead George Lucas is tbh. He couldn't even borrow philosophical quotes for Yoda that made sense aside from barebones child level "anger bad" shit.

Obi Wan: Anakin is literaly Jesus guys, or he might be the anti christ. How should we make sure he stays on the righteous path?
Windu: I am gonna antagonize him at every opportunity.
Yoda: A single fuck, I don't give.

Right. They acted less like monks more like senator palpatine. Such a fuckup. Ugh. Stop talking about STar Wars I try to ignore it.

Well at least the prequels have cloth from which to cut jokes from, the sequel trilogy is just like, it sucks and nobody cares about it anymore.

BUT BOBA FETT AND HIS BANTHA

GORGU AND CAD BANE OR WHATEVER

Gorgu is baby Yoda, right? I have yet to watch a single second of the Mandalorian, and I heard that the Bobba Fett show was really bad.

I will never understand why any one would defend the prequel trilogy or why it's now popular to love them for that matter.

Disney is literally creating a town about itself in the desert, they have effectively become a cult.