Walpknut
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Walpknut

This ghoul has seen it all

The Joker of TDK was basically a kid who listens to too much Linkin Park and shops at hot topic declaring all the time how "random" he is. Oct 23, 2019 at 1:40 PM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The Joker of TDK was basically a kid who listens to too much Linkin Park and shops at hot topic declaring all the time how "random" he is.
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      2. alec
        alec
        Oct 23, 2019 at 7:16 PM
      3. alec
        alec
        The bad guy should have been a serial killer, maybe the first incarnation of a future DC villain, but still without a suit. That's what's gonna kill the 2021 Batman movie btw: too many clowns in stupid Halloween costumes. It's what makes most Marvel movies totally unenjoyable to me: it's like Trick or Treat with grownups. It's feels wrong.
        Oct 23, 2019 at 7:20 PM
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      4. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Overstuffing comics like that feels fucked up too, in my opinion. It’s why I’ve always hated ensemble comics like JLA (with some notable exceptions, like the JSA arc “Return of Hawkman”)
        Oct 23, 2019 at 8:06 PM
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I never understand why a game being an improvement on the previous one without making drastic changes is seen as a negative.
      1. Hulk'O'Saurus
        Hulk'O'Saurus
        It could be because people have already seen it?

        There are more sides to this debate, but case-in-point, the saying about the squeaky wheel is very true.
        Oct 22, 2019 at 3:57 PM
      2. Norzan
        Norzan
        Because some people think every game needs to innovate with each iteration, which is impossible. A sequel improving on the faults of the previous game while adding worthwhile new features should be enough.
        Oct 22, 2019 at 4:11 PM
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      RDJ probably filmed most of Endgame sitting in a chair against a green screen. Probably also wearing a green shirt.
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      "See you aren't supposed to assume the events in the movie happened, the film hints at it, by being fucking stupid. Unreliabe narrator!"
      1. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        Is there a movie to go with this rant? Or, are you just being an unreliable narrator?
        Oct 18, 2019 at 11:53 PM
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Is not a movie in particular, but rather a line of argument I am seeing pop up more and more often whenever anyone is trying to make a bad story seem more intelligent by trying to rationalize the flaws in a narrative like that.
        Oct 19, 2019 at 4:45 AM
      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Unreliable narrator only worked in the original Ken Kesey novel version of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. Every other time it’s been implemented it sucks
        Oct 20, 2019 at 9:31 AM
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Nothing like sudden unexplained errors. My favorite.
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do...
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      3. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Does anyone know exactly what was wrong with that kid? Like was it a speech impediment or something?
        Oct 11, 2019
      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Probably just being a kid and somewhat nervous. Maybe thinking too fast?
        It happens to me but I'm not 8 so I stop myself and recollect how I'm trying to say something.
        Oct 11, 2019
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I would've probably stammered worse in front of a camera as a kid as well.
        Oct 11, 2019
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      If I hadn't lost my copy of Pokemon Black years ago I could be selling it for triple the price online over here. Bummer.
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      How does calling something a "Vcard" in a TGC get through the pipeline into production without anyone pointing out what a bad idea it is?
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I think is like a rebranded GX card, I don't play the TCG so I am not sure, I just know that during Worlds they showed a trailer for it after the Sword and Shield trailer and I couldn't believe they actually called them Vcards.
        Oct 10, 2019
      3. BigGuyCIA
        BigGuyCIA
        Because the devs aren't fucking dingle-berries that spend their time worrying about which phrase has been ruined by urban dictionary.
        Oct 10, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        But they should, like that time I convinced coworkers away from calling their app IFAPP.
        Oct 10, 2019
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      JRPGs with "real time combat" tend to become more monotnous than people claim Turn based combat to be.
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      3. Norzan
        Norzan
        Real Time Combat after a while becomes monotonous because they usually let you get away with spamming the same moves over and over. It gets far more tedious than anything turn based.
        Oct 8, 2019
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      4. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        I always find one way to win a fight in those kind of games and it usually works which becomes very boring. Spam a certain attack that does enough damage and has enough speed to it or something. Upgrade anything related to it.
        Oct 8, 2019
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Tried getting into Tales of Vesperia, but the combat is really yanky and forces complete focus even on random mobs so the game got real monotonous fast.
        Oct 8, 2019
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I don't know if the new Terminator movie is gonna be good or not but at the very least the trailer doesn't look embarrassing like Genisys.
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      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        True Terminator 3, the Third.
        Oct 8, 2019
      3. alec
        alec
        Looks like woke SJW feminist crap, which is hilarious seeing as how Linda Hamilton looks more like a man than I do. I predict a Ghostbusters 2016 scenario of giant gigantic humongous fail.
        Oct 8, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Women bad.
        Oct 8, 2019
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      From the look of the Rick and Morty Season trailer, it looks like season 4 will continue with what I disliked about Season 3.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        It made sure in the first 2 seasons. But season 3 was almost entirely the "Look how cool Rick is" show.
        Oct 7, 2019
      3. R.Graves
        R.Graves
        Season 1: Rick learns to care about his grandkids
        Season 2: Rick learns to put his family's happiness and well being above his own
        Season 3: *throws all character development out of the window*
        Oct 8, 2019
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      4. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        I think they're wanting to build a very dramatic narrative towards the whole "evil morty"-conundrum, so they spent most of S3 as a "red herring" to build the drama. That's me giving them my benefit of doubt. They've negotiated for a whole pile of episodes and seasons
        Oct 8, 2019
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Joker is almost entirely carried by Joaquin Phoenix' performance. Which is damn good.
      1. Supermarauder and alec like this.
      2. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        He is an excellent actor, haven't seen the movie yet, was considering it, just out of curiousity
        Oct 6, 2019
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      In case it seems like something else, I don't have an opinion on the Joker yet, I am just mocking the circus (hehe) around it.
      1. alec
        alec
        It's nuts. I just read an article on a Flemish news site reporting that certain "famous" Flemish and Dutch people had to leave the movie after an hour or so. They say it's too violent, as if movies like The Shining, Taxi Driver, and all of Tarantino's movies never happened. They seem to forget that bad publicity is still better than no publicity.
        Oct 7, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Movie wasn't even that violent tbh. There were like, what, 4 violent deaths in the whole movie? Once Upon a TIme in Hollywood was like 10 times more violent than Joker.
        Oct 7, 2019
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Always felt weird about how my default expression is a frown, then I saw my 1 year old nephew do the same, genetic resting bitch face.
      1. AureliusofPhoenix
        AureliusofPhoenix
        Oh no it’s genetic
        Oct 4, 2019
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      *Randomly claps* I'm an ideaaaaaaaaaaa! *Jazz hands*
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    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The new Joker movie is dangerous because it will inspire... a bunch of cringy memes and edgy quotes for the next 5 months.
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      3. Korin
        Korin
        True that. That's the state of the world we live in.
        Oct 3, 2019
      4. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Oct 3, 2019
      5. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        Korin is just afraid of clowns.
        Oct 4, 2019
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    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and *poof*, he disappeared without a tres.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        *bow*
        Oct 2, 2019
      3. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        It's all in the delivery. Its a good one.
        Oct 2, 2019
      4. BigGuyCIA
        BigGuyCIA
        Bravo.
        Oct 2, 2019
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Is an Irish a person who is only slightly angry?
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      2. Big No
        Big No
        You tell him Walpknut you spi... special man, you.
        Sep 30, 2019
      3. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        It's a very complicated form of being born with a dark sense of humor and resentment towards god and the establishment and life in general and would rather dilly dally and get drunk and read poetry and whore around, ect.
        Oct 1, 2019
      4. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        Not saying that only Irish are like that, or that All Irish are like that, but the Irish have the highest ratio of people like that on average. Con men, ect.
        Oct 1, 2019
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The whole Gretta Thunberg thing is awesome. Seeing a lot of grown ass men having a complete meltdown over a 15 year old girl. Exquisite.
      1. The Dopamine Cleric
        The Dopamine Cleric
        i fucking know right. like. lol.
        Sep 30, 2019
      2. valcik
        valcik
        Simply a cultural barrier, you cannot uderstand it since you're encapsulated in your social bubble. Where I live folks crack jokes on everything including themselves without any tabu, especially Czechs are well known for it. They've got a saying for these party pooper humorless types: "he's walking with a solid rod stuck up his arse".
        Sep 30, 2019
      3. alec
        alec
        The way I see it, it was Greta who was having a complete meltdown in front of the rest of the world. Don't expect grown men to take advice from a pubescent girl throwing a temper tantrum.
        Sep 30, 2019
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I look forward to my saturdays not being mostly about compensating for only getting 5 hours of sleep a day the whole week.
      1. alec
        alec
        Cool. What's the retirement age in your neck of the woods?
        Sep 29, 2019
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Death.
        Sep 29, 2019
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Still, this sleep schedule is only this shitty because I decided to study Game development + Digital Illustration + Japanese while also working a full time job. Come December I'll have 2 months of sleeping like a normal person.
        Sep 30, 2019
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