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Walpknut

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Humans are the only species in Mass Effect who don't exclusively wear leather or heavy armor at all times. That's why the reapers fear us. Jan 17, 2022 at 7:34 PM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Humans are the only species in Mass Effect who don't exclusively wear leather or heavy armor at all times. That's why the reapers fear us.
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      2. Atomic Postman
        Atomic Postman
        I think the Krogans pose an interesting sci-fi ethical problem. Them and the Salarians come as peas in a pod because the Genophage is good sci-fi
        Jan 18, 2022 at 12:06 AM
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Mordin is the best character in the series, and ridoculously well written in general, makes all other character feel so simplistic just by being around, might be why they kill him so early into the 3rd game.
        Jan 18, 2022 at 12:19 AM
      4. Makta
        Makta
        I had no interest in Mordin since most of the salarians were boring but damn did he turn in to one of my top 3 characters near the end of the second game!

        Also biotic volus god master race!
        Jan 18, 2022 at 11:57 AM
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Finally made this Huawei Nova 8i work like if it had google services. I was about to return it.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I prefer a hybrid of socialism with a market based economy.
        Jan 17, 2022 at 1:47 AM
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Spoken like a true Communist. ;)
        Jan 17, 2022 at 2:00 AM
      4. Black Angel
        Black Angel
        Aren't communists people with communication disorder?
        Jan 18, 2022 at 4:25 AM
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      It's weird people say Souls games should have an easy mode for people who want to experience the lore, nobody gives a fuck about the lore.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Isn't Vaati the main antagonist of Minish cap? Why is a Souls youtuber called after a Zelda character?
        Jan 16, 2022 at 4:48 PM
      3. Black Angel
        Black Angel
        Jan 16, 2022 at 5:01 PM
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Kinda bizarre, like if someone was a Fallout youtuber but their username and image was PaperBowser.
        Jan 16, 2022 at 5:11 PM
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Do they make electric cars all stupid looking on purpose?
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        It's made for limp wristed people that live in California.
        Jan 15, 2022 at 8:55 AM
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I don't get what is stopping them from simply putting an electric engine on a regular sports car and the like, other than direct interference to make electric cars as unappealing as possible and help Musk keep his niche for his shitty cars.
        Jan 15, 2022 at 8:57 AM
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Because electric engines cost more to maintain due to being special meaning you can no longer fix your own car.
        Jan 15, 2022 at 8:58 AM
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      How come games keep fucking up character creation menus with bizarre lighting choices? This is one point Bethesda does get right.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Just make it evenly lit, no need for weird hard shadows and backlighting when I am trying to see how the character looks, specially when this type of lighting isn't used anywhere else in normal gameplay.
        Jan 14, 2022 at 3:49 PM
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        They got him boys! *checks name off list*
        Jan 14, 2022 at 11:32 PM
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Weebs be like "don't watch that exciting show with political intrigue and overarching narrative, watch this fanservice schoolgirl show"
      1. Black Angel, Morgan_, Alphons and 4 others like this.
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      3. Black Angel
        Black Angel
        And if it turns out to be good enough, it deserves a spot on my bookmark. So now I currently have nearly 500 bookmarked links I have to keep tabs on. As if my gaming backlog isn't making me 'busy' in my spare time already
        Jan 14, 2022 at 2:29 AM
      4. Big No
        Big No
        Supposedly the reason some anime have ultra long titles is because in Japan those anime were adapted from manga that had the ultra long title instead of a synopsis on the back. Tells you everything you need to know in one sentence.
        Jan 14, 2022 at 11:29 AM
      5. Black Angel
        Black Angel
        @Big No and in turn, the manga was adapted from either a Light Novel or Web Novel. Sometimes they got both of those, either with different endings or different key points of the story. Yeah, this is probably what happens when you nuked a country twice, folks.
        Jan 14, 2022 at 1:12 PM
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    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I really hate when I have to uninstall the drivers completely to update them because Nvidia gforce just poops itself.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Try not using Nvidia anymore next time. Then again that is when AMD will shit the bed right when you buy their new card or something.
        Jan 12, 2022
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Dark and Gritty Fresh Prince of Bel-air series? Fuck it.... YEAH BRING IT!
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      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I don't know but apparently Dan like to mainline heroin due to his failing news career.
        Jan 11, 2022
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Gibbler is a hooker. Steph is a trans gender robot.
        Jan 11, 2022
      5. Hoarse D. Wormer
        Hoarse D. Wormer
        Dark and Gritty Archie Bunker
        Jan 12, 2022
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Finished my Mass Effect Marathon (with mods) and had fun, but I wish there were more sci fi stories that avoided monocultural aliens.
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        That would require actual worldbuilding and talent.
        Jan 9, 2022
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      It's funny the meme about VIn Diesel is that he cares a lot about his family of friends, when every actor in those movies seem to hate him.
      1. TorontoReign likes this.
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Roid junkies have huge egos. Now turn them into movie stars and you get...MASSIVE HUGE EGOS. The Rock is right.
        Jan 8, 2022
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Dude does seem like a massive tool.
        Jan 8, 2022
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      4. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        Why has no one copied the cqc combat from Butcher Bay? Very strange that it was a one and done.
        Jan 10, 2022
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      "Sctott Pilgrim anime in the works" Ewwwww "Science Saru is the one making the animation" SON OF A BITCH! FUck you I am in...
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Ewwwwwwww
        Jan 8, 2022
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The Bogandoff twins died of Covid? Damn, this shit is series finale stuff.
      1. TorontoReign
        Jan 8, 2022
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The french guys with the fucked up plastic surgery.
        Jan 8, 2022
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Oh right. Believe it or not I thought they were fake until they died due to just not caring and seeing the memes.
        Jan 8, 2022
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Hot take, ME3 is the more enjoyable to play entry in the trilogy, ME2 has the best plot, and ME1.... Is there.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        No idea why it would be filler in any way, ME3 is basically all built up on the stuff introduced in 2, namely Cerberus and the Illusive man, Mordin and Legion. And well even of it was filler, it is the more interesting of the 3 plots with better characters. In ME1 the plot is kinda wonky, not helped by the awkwad presentation of it and in 3 it has it's moments but it isn't really as consistent as 2 with anything.
        Jan 7, 2022
      3. Atomic Postman
        Atomic Postman
        Cerberus was so out of character in 3 that their presentation is inconsistent with that of 2, and on top of that nothing of concequence happens in 2s story outside of the Arrival DLC. You can cut straight from the end of 1 and to 3 with very little outside of the side characters having changed
        Jan 7, 2022
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        If you cut out 2 then who is Mordin and why does he know about curing the Genophage? Also a friendly Geth called Legion? And who is the Illusive man who is now the secondary antagonist?
        Jan 7, 2022
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Part 5 is a less enjoyable version of Part 3. Glad Part 6 and 7 try something completely different.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Part 5 and 3 have virtually the exact same format and ploting, but Part 3 is enjoyable because it is dumb fun and the cursaders are funny and badass and have good chemsitry, there are also recurring gags. But Bucciarati is basically the only character with any interesting characterization, with maybe Mista.
        Jan 6, 2022
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Most of the others barely have any chemistry with each other to the point that they even drop one of the main characters halfway through after he did literally nothing after his only fight, and Giorno starts out interesting but his characterization basically fades into nothing after a while, making him a very uncompelling protagonist.
        Jan 6, 2022
      4. SquidWard
        Jan 6, 2022
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Tali, Ashley and Miranda are all bottom (no pun intended) tier Squadmates.
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I wish Final Fantasy XV hadn't turned into FFX after what felt like the middle point of the story and fuck up everything cool.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        The model of making an RPG where the main model of getting from one location to the other being a chill road trip with your buddies is such cool concept. And they squander it hard.
        If they had combined it with random encounters on the road it would be amazing, like a 3D version of Fallout 1 and 2 traveling system.
        Jan 5, 2022
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      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I thought it was fine but my dad died suddenly so I empathize.
        Jan 5, 2022
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      SMTV was good, but it had that distinct feeling of being originally a larger game that got scaled down halfway through.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Because it was.
        Jan 4, 2022
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Ok, I changed my avatar.
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      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Too bad he makes thousands more doing what he does.
        Jan 3, 2022
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      4. Post-War Tribal
        Post-War Tribal
        Nah that sounds great.
        Jan 3, 2022
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I don't think I have enough crust to be a Tattoo artist.
        Jan 4, 2022
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Everytime I see ads for Cognitive Behavioral Therapy I snicker so hard.
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      2. Hoarse D. Wormer
        Hoarse D. Wormer
        This joke stepped on my balls
        Jan 2, 2022
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Did you like it tho?
        Jan 2, 2022
      4. Hoarse D. Wormer
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Happy new year
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