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Walpknut

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Can a grown ass man swing a six pack of beer at someone with a metallic baseball bat if they are strong enough (not super human tho)? Sep 29, 2022 at 6:02 AM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Can a grown ass man swing a six pack of beer at someone with a metallic baseball bat if they are strong enough (not super human tho)?
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        What do you mean swing a six pack at a baseball bat? Are you drunk walpknut?
        Sep 29, 2022 at 7:20 AM
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Like swing a baseball bat at a six pack and propell it through the air at someone.
        Sep 29, 2022 at 12:37 PM
      4. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        Oh. He means hitting the six pack with the bat and propelling the beer like a missile. The cans would explode.
        Sep 29, 2022 at 6:29 PM
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      *Chud gets a lapdance and sees the woman shaking her butt up and down* WHY ARE YOU MAKING THIS POLITICAL?!
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Have you ever fantasized that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you- you’ll do, you could- you could do anything?
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      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Gives me an idea for a thread actually.
        Sep 28, 2022 at 9:30 PM
      4. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        I want royalties.
        Sep 28, 2022 at 9:34 PM
      5. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Nah I make too many threads. I have to actually leave room for other peoples.
        Sep 28, 2022 at 11:50 PM
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Why does the Life is Strange Switch ports look so muddy and shitty? The game runs on Unity, is it that poorly optimized?
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Yes the Switch is actually a handheld.
        Sep 27, 2022 at 6:38 PM
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So Armageddon just happened IRL.
      1. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        Is that what that noise was? :p NASA target shooting.
        Sep 27, 2022 at 4:22 PM
      2. Crni Vuk
        Crni Vuk
        Must have missed it then. What a bumer.
        Sep 27, 2022 at 5:02 PM
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Nooooooooooooo *entire life flashes before yes*
        Sep 27, 2022 at 6:39 PM
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      My favorite thing about Liefeld is how he recently did a "These kids nowadays have no work ethic!" and he was infamous for missing deadlines
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Deadlines are only important on comics that have two issues that have come out in two years.
        Sep 26, 2022 at 9:40 PM
    7. TorontoReign
      TorontoReign
      We almost went to Gamestop for you but you not responding was super rude. Please understand.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Well I literaly cannot even fit my own projects into my current schedule so I can really promise commision work on top of it right now maybe on november
        Sep 22, 2022
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        This kind of commission could be barebones and retarded. I understand though was just fucking with ya. ;)
        Sep 22, 2022
      3. Morgan_
        Morgan_
        Dogmeat furry porn commission is on hold it seems.
        Sep 23, 2022 at 12:21 AM
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Atlus hyped up the P-Concert the whole year, sold out the tickes then announced they won't anounce any new games during it lmao
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Everybody was convinced that the lackluster "anniversary" leading up to the concert would mean Persona 6 being announced during it like it happened with Persona 5 and Atlus waited until they sold out all the tickets to clarify they wouldn't announce anything lol What a bunch of assholes.
        Sep 21, 2022
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Atlus just makes the same games over and over anyway. They should just start remaking Persona games at this point.
        Sep 21, 2022
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      You may be cringe, but are you "call superhero characters by their full normal name casually" cringe?
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I'm the kinda cringe that cringes when I see people use the word cringe. True enough though. Used to be on Superherohype boards but they were way too nerdy to be normal.
        Sep 20, 2022
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I remember an interview with the creators of the Venture Bros. At one point the interviewer goes on to ask about Dr Girlfriend but he insists on refering to her as "Sheyla", and Doc Hammer actually made fun of him saying "I didn't know you were on a first name basis with her".
        Sep 20, 2022
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      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I think most people identify with the hero part so they wanna escape to that world and be that guy not Peter Parker or whatever. Exception Johnny Blaze is cool.
        Sep 20, 2022
    10. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Being Square Enix' graphic designer sounds like a cozy job.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        How is that? Is that your next job?
        Sep 20, 2022
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I wish. I am just making a joke about how most of their recent games have the exact same logo just with the name changed.
        Sep 20, 2022
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I see. Well working on their mobile tier ports would be fun and last forever.
        Sep 20, 2022
    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The Keanu Reeves dick riding has gotten so crazy people actually pretend that the Constantine movie wasn't mediocre...
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      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Plus Keanu Reeves is such a nnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccceeee guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyy.
        Sep 20, 2022
      3. Richwizard
        Richwizard
        Yeah. Nice guy. Blah, blah. If only he could act.
        Sep 20, 2022
      4. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        IF ONLY YOU COULD BE A NICE GUY. HAHAHAHAHA. I love Rich. He reminds me of my grandpa Chuck.
        Sep 20, 2022
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      El Eternauta Netflix series? Nice.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I don't know what that is/ Me and the wife were talking about going to gamestop but I told her you are a tightwad.
        Sep 19, 2022
      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        El Eternauta is a classic Latin American graphic novel.
        Sep 19, 2022
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Thanks.
        Sep 19, 2022
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      First time cooking Mojarra, I think I did a decent enough job. TOo many bones on this fucking fish tho.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I do not like bones in my fish.
        Sep 18, 2022
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Any NMAer with a Gamestop closeby can get me a Shiny Eternatus code? Please? D:
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I told you before I would do that but I would need some kind of compensation to drive one hour and a half out of my way. Maybe a commissioned pic or something idk.
        Sep 15, 2022
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I will also accept a pic of you squatting over a fruit cobbler.
        Sep 17, 2022
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So much Yakuza in a single day.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Yes. Yakuza with swords.
        Sep 14, 2022
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Feeling sick like death for 3 days to awaken the 3rd day feeling absolutely fine and recovered. Such is the way with my inmune system.
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I felt like that yesterday but it was due to booze and pills.
        Sep 12, 2022
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      There is for real a tv show about Batman's fucking buttler in Tumblr sexy man version? And they wont renew Young Justice? Fucked up.
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      2. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Nah the show is pretty self contained, it pulls from years of continuity but to build it's own thing.
        I mean they can keep their Tumblr sexy man Alfred, I just need to know what happens to the Team after season 4.
        Sep 9, 2022
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Dude you know they are gonna milk you for all you are worth.
        Sep 9, 2022
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        As long as it feels good on my nipples I don't mind.
        Sep 9, 2022
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    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Why is the expression "Sick as a dog"? My dogs never got sick until they were really old. ANyway I am sick as a dog.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Haven't lost sense of taste or smell so that's a good sign at least.
        Sep 9, 2022
      2. william dempsey
        william dempsey
        Have you not heard the term, expression 'sick as a Parrot ' ?
        Cats puke up a lot, dirty lil fuckers. I have all that thick, green snot right at the back of my nose and throat and a slight temperature. I think I will live though.
        Sep 9, 2022
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      My penis looks like a penis
      1. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Liar.
        Sep 7, 2022
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      A new season of Rick and Morty started today, didn't know it was gonna start today. First episode was good, but we know how that pans out...
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Is kinda funny they make a lot of call backs and jokes about Season 2 because this one really felt like a season 2 episode. I. E. The series in it's prime. May I dare be optimistic about this season? Can't be worse than season 3.
        Sep 6, 2022
      2. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        Sep 6, 2022
      3. TorontoReign
        TorontoReign
        I saw it on the TV last night and I am glad I did not watch it. It's all about the boring family.
        Sep 6, 2022
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