Walpknut
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There are some really highly paid writers who can only write the same 3 plots about doomsday weapons over and over. Jan 28, 2020 at 7:10 PM

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    1. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      There are some really highly paid writers who can only write the same 3 plots about doomsday weapons over and over.
    2. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Make a one line joke about something in a Star Wars video, get some nerd's Op Ed about the force and the expanded universe in response.
      1. BigGuyCIA likes this.
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      3. BigGuyCIA
        BigGuyCIA
        "Wow weaponized light speed is incredibly stupid in TLJ".

        WELL ACKSHUALLY, IN THE CLONE WARS EP X SEASON Y, ANAKIN USED LIGHTSPEED ONCE TO BLOW UP A CRUISER.
        Jan 27, 2020 at 7:13 PM
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I don't know, that was the only part of that movie that made me feel any kind of excitement.
        Jan 27, 2020 at 7:29 PM
      5. BigGuyCIA
        BigGuyCIA
        It's funny because I was thinking about this in the morning. Lore being obfuscated because it's tucked away in some random book from 1998. It's like the only universe where mutually exclusive events or elements can occur at the same time.
        Jan 27, 2020 at 7:51 PM
    3. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Was in a DiDi yesterday, getting to work. It was all normal then the guy gets a call that his wife got killed by a Motorist. Fucked up.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Like the sudden shift in the atmosphere was just chilling, the guy was trying so hard to not cry there while driving. I told him to drop me off there so he could go tend to the situation, first thing in the morning as well. It was really fucked up.
        Jan 24, 2020 at 9:52 PM
      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        Damn that must have been awkward for the both of you.
        Jan 24, 2020 at 10:29 PM
      3. alec
        alec
        I hope you comforted him a little. A simple 'Well, at least now you can go hunting for pussy again' or 'Some girls will get wet as fuck if you tell them your wife got killed' can make all the difference.
        Jan 26, 2020 at 12:00 PM
    4. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      So Ellon Musk basically wants to create the Setting of the Outer Worlds, but unironically....
    5. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Super Samsh Brohters 6 is just gonna be "Fire Emblem vs Smash Brothers" ala Marvel vs Capcom.
      1. Yamu likes this.
      2. Squadcar
        Squadcar
        What about Super Smash Stsiers
        Jan 22, 2020
    6. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      That last Smash DLC fighter was a complete wet fart of a pick.
      1. Yamu likes this.
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Another swordsman too. Not a single ranged character in the pass.
        Well, still more value than the actual Fire Emblem THree Houses DLC.
        Jan 16, 2020
      4. Norzan
        Norzan
        Hilarious that the video on youtube of Sakurai showcasing the character has 60% likes and 40% dislikes. People are clearly getting tired of Fire Emblem characters, specially the swordsman variant.
        Jan 17, 2020
      5. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        They should've released this one before Banjo or Terry, so that they would close the Fighter Pass something exciting and leave the underwhelming pock for the middle. Would probably reduce the negative responsa a bit.
        Jan 17, 2020
    7. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Persona Social Links need to be half as long.
    8. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      The best thing about the Harley Quinn show is that we finally have some new western Adult cartoons that don't look like shit.
      1. R.Graves and Yamu like this.
      2. TheHouseAlwaysWins
        TheHouseAlwaysWins
        it's not spelled "wetern" actually :>
        Jan 11, 2020
      3. Dragula
        Dragula
        "Adult"
        Jan 16, 2020
    9. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      2020 just started and the world is literally and figuratively burning aalready. Nice.
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      3. alec
        alec
        'Course not: insurance + donations! These people will soon live in castles.
        Jan 9, 2020
      4. Eshanas
        Eshanas
        Add a few thousand camels to that hitlist.
        Jan 9, 2020
      5. TheHouseAlwaysWins
        TheHouseAlwaysWins
        It's fucking nothing!
        Jan 11, 2020
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    11. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Ready to fuck up forms and documents by writing the wrong year for the next Month?
      1. alec, Alphons and The Dopamine Cleric like this.
      2. Alphons
        Alphons
        It's no joke, I fucked up my first driver's license form last year this way.
        Jan 1, 2020
      3. alec
        alec
        This is the stuff recurring nightmares are made of.
        Jan 1, 2020
    12. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Fallout 76 has scuccesfully integrated the Steal Skill into their mechanics in an organic and immersive way.
      1. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        It amazes me how, each day, Bethesda finds new ways to fuck up royally.
        Dec 29, 2019
    13. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Happy Holidays guys. Whatever you celebrate, do it with those you love.
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      2. Alphons
        Alphons
        Happy holidays!
        Dec 23, 2019
      3. alec
        alec
        I'll celebrate coming to terms with the size of my dick. Obviously with those I love.
        Dec 24, 2019
      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        With a microscope?
        Dec 24, 2019
    14. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I am gonna make a story where the characters have to find an object called the "MK GUFF1N" and then jerk off about how clever I am.
      1. zegh8578
        zegh8578
        Have them drag around a reddish herring for half the story, before realizing it's *not* the mk guff1n
        Dec 21, 2019
      2. RangerBoo
        RangerBoo
        So basically Disney's Star Wars.
        Dec 21, 2019
    15. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Fire Emblem three houses is WAY overrated tbh.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Is good, but if you ask a Nintendo fanboy, this game is probably the pinacle of gaming. It's not even the best Fire Emblem Game. It's not even the best Fire emblem game of the decade.
        Dec 19, 2019
    16. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      If you get aids aboard an imperial walker, do you get an AT-STD?
      1. The Dopamine Cleric likes this.
    17. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Feel weird to being able to get hom and do nothing for hours, pleasant but a bit of anxiety persists out of habit.
    18. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      Nothing like a meeting that is going well until the Project manager opens his goddamn mouth.
      1. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Ah, I can bitch in a vacum about work again. I am truly free from schoolwork now.
        Dec 13, 2019
      2. alec
        alec
        Wait - you bitch about school and exams and schoolwork, and once that's done you immediately get a ... job? How stupid are you exactly, let's say, on a scale of 1 to 10? And don't hesitate to give yourself an 11 or a 12, 'cause I gave you an 18,5. How's the project going? Yeah, the artistic one.
        Dec 14, 2019
      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        I've been having a job for 5 years already. In fact is how I pay my art education right now.
        Dec 14, 2019
    19. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      I like how they made a category for "Best microtransaction plataform".
    20. Walpknut
      Walpknut
      That was worse than last year somehow. And no Smash reveal.
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      3. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Vien Diesel had the stage presence of a wet fart, and Michelle Rodriguez sounded like she couldn't get herself to finish the shit they were having her say.
        Dec 13, 2019
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      4. Walpknut
        Walpknut
        Reggie makes a speech about how development in videogames have practical applications for profesionals that help save lives.... and then Vin Diesel comes on stage to cringe it up and they cut to Reggie who looks like he just wants to leave.
        Dec 13, 2019
        TorontoReign likes this.
      5. CerberusGate
        CerberusGate
        It's always been a shitshow tbh. At least this year Disco Elysium and DMC5 got good press.
        Dec 13, 2019
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