No Mutants Allowed

It's actually difficult to predict stupidity stupider than FO4, but they'll pull it off. We only have to wait and see, they will dumb our socks right off!

I hope so.

I'm running out of shitty shitpost jokes to shit on. How will a parasite like myself survive without bad games?

I wouldn't put that past Bethesda tbh.

This might actually happen in Fallout 5 so that they can insert a Flintstones easter egg and then put said ghoul within an underground futuristic alien city so that they can pull off a Jetsons' easter egg as well.

"Next time on ShoddyCast"

Hey guys we'll be talking about the hidden history of the ancient alien city under the Mohavay.

@zegh8578 You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

So Xenu, Lord of the Brotherhood of lasers, found Earth. He sent forth his greatest scouts - the super mutants. They built cities but when the Great War hit the cities were buried under rubble. Because super mutants are in fact aliens their cities are technically alien cities.

Then Dr. Cabot found the city and returned home. However the ancient alien artifact he found melded to his zeta waves making him a crazed maniac. His son, Jack, with his best buddy Hancock trapped him in an insane asylum. Once helped by the SS, Jack returns to the Mohavay to finish what his father started...

He found the entire Mohavay had been transformed into a beautiful yet poorly optimized city ran by the Brotherhood of Steel. It seems that Obsidian's silly factions weren't that great after all.

Don't forget that the cities the Supermutants built were actually for the Dwemer, a group of elves, and that after an ice age, the US will become known as "Skyrim."

He asks about the ancient alien city, but the Brotherhood couldn't get inside without a quantum quarry quintillator. He needed to find the parts in dungeons by doing radiant quests.

After 34 radiant fetch quests he crafts the qqq and enters the ancient alien city.

The super mutants, who reveal themselves to be jacked up aliens, attack on sight- because they're dumb mutants. Jack kills them all and finds his long lost step-nephew's dogwalker. But then he has to nuke the entire city before more super mutants can be created.

The plot isn't over yet- as he finds out that Nirn is about to crash into Earth. He replays the same 3 days over and over, looking for a pattern. Then he has to rescue his sister back in the Commonwealth. It gets really intense when the blood elves show up.