No Mutants Allowed

Be bisexual or something and stop worrying about it.

Only having had one known romantic interest known to my family is starting to look strange. I worry.

One of my straight friends didn't get a girl until his late twenties.

[As rich evans] oh my gaaaaaawd. But it still looks wierd

You can't force a sexuality change.

Sexuality isnt the problem. I like both genders but for some reason I feel no romantic attraction to women. Am I just a misogynist?

Yes.

You are a try hard furry teen.

I'm not a teen. I'm an adult. Although ten years ago I was a child. Age seems so arbitrary when you just look at the numbers doesn't it?

Have you tried finding a girl whose willing to pretend to be dating you in front of your family so you can go off and date guys without them getting suspicious.

If you are younger than 21 you are still a kid.

Not in America. If your parents can legally neglect you then you're no longer a child.

@Jogre are you proposing that my life becomes a sitcom?

Just burst the door down in full Cool Cat costume and "It's ok to be Gay" blasting from a boombox on your shoulder.

... what would you do in my situation walpknut?

Didn't I just tell you?

No really.

Fuck another dude in front of their salad.

Listen, I am gonna tell you something that you won't do. It seems keeping it secret is causing you more distress than being gay itself, be honest with them, if there is drama you will have to deal with it, most parents will eventually accept their kids even if they had hang ups at first.

Or just take them to Antrocon with a blindfold on and run like hell.