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    Youtube is giving me "gay tests", and I can't understand the type of person who goes "hmmm I...

    Youtube is giving me "gay tests", and I can't understand the type of person who goes "hmmm I wonder... " then five mins later "cocks it is then!"
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    I think I'll be limiting all my Youtube use to vids of people playing instruments for animals.

    I think I'll be limiting all my Youtube use to vids of people playing instruments for animals.
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    If a youtube video about a subject looks interesting, I wiki the subject, and read about it...

    If a youtube video about a subject looks interesting, I wiki the subject, and read about it instead. Way quicker, no stupid "ominous music" or nasal narrations.
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    It's a global trend of moving away from the baby-chicken roller-grinder (a routine...

    It's a global trend of moving away from the baby-chicken roller-grinder (a routine implementation that nobody wants to think about, cus it's baby chickens thrown in a roller-grinder), mostly cus people started wisening up about the roller-grinder. Now they're gonna lazor the eggs, determine its...
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    Introduce yourself! AKA the "Say hello" thread

    Welcome all, to the internet forum experience! I'm guessing the place must feel like an archeological dig by now, with some restored sections, where visitors can wander about
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    Please be one of those horrible lip-smackers while talking, "Well *smacks lips* the way I see it...

    Please be one of those horrible lip-smackers while talking, "Well *smacks lips* the way I see it *smacks lips* - "
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    Just a weird thing to bring up in the ad, just say "mmm eggs" or something.

    Just a weird thing to bring up in the ad, just say "mmm eggs" or something.
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    There's an egg-ad that just drops "up untill now we've been killing millions of male baby...

    There's an egg-ad that just drops "up untill now we've been killing millions of male baby chickens" before happily pivoting to "we're going to stop doing that!"
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    I love it, feels like a proper sendoff.

    I love it, feels like a proper sendoff.
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    these here are just block row gangster magpies, illiterate morons

    these here are just block row gangster magpies, illiterate morons
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    On my way to the store in the old neighborhood, with all the raspberry yards and plums and shit...

    On my way to the store in the old neighborhood, with all the raspberry yards and plums and shit, the hillbilly magpies will sit 2 feet from me, and shrug "hi!" and I go "hi buddy!"
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    My new magpies are gangster magpies, but I still love them. They are slowly coming to understand...

    My new magpies are gangster magpies, but I still love them. They are slowly coming to understand my role as amicable, although they are still on edge (stupid idiots)
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    lol wtf I wish I could reply to ads, like - testosteron? are you kidding me? you fucking insult...

    lol wtf I wish I could reply to ads, like - testosteron? are you kidding me? you fucking insult me to my face, then want my patronage? also - lol @ advertising testosteron, then using a dickless ken-doll CG model to show the results.
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    it must be a joy to clean

    it must be a joy to clean
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    I struggle to imagine the feasability of the gaping vent ON the stove surface

    I struggle to imagine the feasability of the gaping vent ON the stove surface
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    Vents *above* a stove already gets full of gunk and shit just from all the vapor you get this...

    Vents *above* a stove already gets full of gunk and shit just from all the vapor you get this whole fancy stove with the gaping vent NEXT to your frying pan, the guarantee will have to say "btw, don't ever spill your stupid chili into the vent. ever. ever, ever, ever."
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    There's an ad on tv showing a fancy smart stove, with a vent right next to the frying pans, ON...

    There's an ad on tv showing a fancy smart stove, with a vent right next to the frying pans, ON the stove top - sucking air down! Is that smart?
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    I like that I was able to converse with the Danish receptionist, in Copen because he spoke...

    I like that I was able to converse with the Danish receptionist, in Copen because he spoke Danish, and I spoke Trønder. We fought on equal ground.
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    Since gf works at Scandic hotels, she gets discounts at other Scandics; in Stockholm we got a...

    Since gf works at Scandic hotels, she gets discounts at other Scandics; in Stockholm we got a view to the garbage cans, a bed that rattled rythmically (by itself) and no minibar. In Bergen they left her a personalized greeting card and a fruit tray. They are not very consistent!
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    Btw, I can order a coke - in Norwegian - in Germany, "en kola" but in Sweden I always have to...

    Btw, I can order a coke - in Norwegian - in Germany, "en kola" but in Sweden I always have to repeat myself, "ahem - en kåååla :0"
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