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I made some chili in bed this morning, wink wink, nudge nudge.

I made some queso last night, wink wink, nudge nudge.

It's not that bad. At least they listened to the fans and Jim Carrey was finally funny again. I liked it. It's better than Birds of Prey.

6.2/10

I even like them, especially the ones where he showed off his talent to paint light on rough textures, like stone. He was a master at that. So ... don't parrot what the other parrots are parroting, Hoplite. Just suck some black cock and come up with your own original view on life. Just a thought.

Oh? How about you show me ALL of Hitler's paintings that have horrible perspective and placement of objects. You'll be lucky to find two or three. The simple truth is that Hitler's paintings are actually pretty good. They're classic, they were already out of fashion when he painted them, but...

Thank you. I will use them for good only.

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE ME!

I think I'm one of the oldest active members of this forum now. I should be admin. Please consider it. Or just give me €20 to get a BJ from that hairy tranny in the park, and I won't bother you anymore.

When you say 'lockdown', I hear 'hot sweaty man sex', so let's get this party started. Only Speedos allowed, though, we gotta draw the line somewhere.

When the monkey pees on my forehead, the potatoes are done. I heard a they talk about this guy, this monster, who killed his wife, who raped her and strangled her and then raped her again and again and again. Then he went and got a butcher's knife from the kitchen and a pack axe from the garden...

Could be a brain tumor. Could be love. Could be a monkey taking a crap on your scalp.

Suicidal babies discovering the power outlet actually sounds like a lot of fun.

Maybe the Swedish aren't using the same logarithmic scale all other countries are using. It's child's play to level a statistic if you're using a logarithmic scale.

Maybe you should tell the nurse in you to put a band-aid on it.

How much gayer can it get?

If you're referring to 'Morbius' with Jared Leto, then yes. There's even a teaser trailer.