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I used to date an anti-vaxxer. When she put on a pair of latex gloves, told me to get on my...
I used to date an anti-vaxxer. When she put on a pair of latex gloves, told me to get on my knees and relax, I got the hell out of there. I still don't know what it is that anti-vaxxers do, but I'm sure it's disgusting while at the same time quite pleasing to the nutsack.- alec
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That's because Hoplite's girl likes to gobble on big black dicks. Just like him.
That's because Hoplite's girl likes to gobble on big black dicks. Just like him.- alec
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We already did that last year and everyone's still confused.
We already did that last year and everyone's still confused.- alec
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"If someone asked me to design a virus that could potentially decimate life on this planet, it...
"If someone asked me to design a virus that could potentially decimate life on this planet, it would look a lot like Covid-19."- alec
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Was queueing and thinking how cool it would be to talk "professionaly" about the corona virus on...
Was queueing and thinking how cool it would be to talk "professionaly" about the corona virus on the phone. "This strain mutates too fast."- alec
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Rate the avatar above yours.
I can't tell what that is, man. I'm sure it's the sun's fault, shining on a part of my laptop, namely the screen, which makes it hard to read, but I'm starting to think you're just really bad at picking an avatar. Here's a trick: see how my nickname is 'alec'? Yeah, well, then it's only obvious...- alec
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"Gender: mayonnaise. Sex: sucking big black cock. Job: sucking mayonnaise from big black cocks."...
"Gender: mayonnaise. Sex: sucking big black cock. Job: sucking mayonnaise from big black cocks." I'd say you're making progress in life, Hoplite.- alec
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I think butt sex with animals is illegal over here. You can fuck 16-year-olds in the butt as...
I think butt sex with animals is illegal over here. You can fuck 16-year-olds in the butt as much as you like to, but we hafta draw a line somewhere and that line is animals.- alec
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There are these kids who like sucking their mother's teats a bit too much and a bit too long. Or...
There are these kids who like sucking their mother's teats a bit too much and a bit too long. Or maybe it's the mother?- alec
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I'm smoking weed. You're all gonna die. Heh.
I'm smoking weed. You're all gonna die. Heh.- alec
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Harley Quinn and the Birds of Prey
I just managed to finish it today, and I would have to say that I agree with SpermCream above: 2/5. It's a simple MacGuffin story. All characters except for Harley are 2D and the whole thing seems directed by a lazy version of Guy Ritchie. There's a lot of overacting going on all over the place...- alec
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"A jew is a jew is a jew is a jew." Gertrude Stein
"A jew is a jew is a jew is a jew." Gertrude Stein- alec
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So I’m Making a Pen and Paper Game and Need Input
Make it so that all the Legion Raiders are infected with corona and the caravan needs to supply them with toilet paper, a commodity the NCR is running low on. It'll add a bit of realism to the game.- alec
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Why not invest in a washcloth and a bar of soap? Then you can comfortably take a shit and clean...
Why not invest in a washcloth and a bar of soap? Then you can comfortably take a shit and clean up the mess while the rest of the world dies from excrement build-up in the ass crack. It's just a thought. :roll:- alec
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O no, the Joker hates pedos. He also hates everyone else.
O no, the Joker hates pedos. He also hates everyone else.- alec
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