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As if that is gonna change the fact that it's a horrible movie. You can call 'poop' 'potpourri' from now on, but it's still gonna smell like shit.

I love how quickly you went from a guy who had imagined a future with his girlfriend to a faggot who wants to suck cock and lick hairy assholes. Go you! And do post pics of your cum covered face in the Quaffer thread over at The Order. Hassknecht gets off on that kinky shit.

Ask your ex-girlfriend. Oh, that's right, she's too busy sucking black cock.

Meanwhile your ex-girlfriend is choking on a big black cock.

I absolutely love instant noodles. If they're cup noodles, you can wait til they're lukewarm and then fuck the cup. You can still eat them afterwards.

Instant noodles.

I once fucked a really fat girl and she couldn't feel my dick. I was balls-deep and to her it felt like a splinter in her cunt. So I fistfucked her. With both hands. Pfff. It was pretty traumatic.

Sure, but now you actually have a fat acceptance movement. It's an offshoot of the feminist movement. People with vaginas ruin everything for everyone. That's why islam might be a breath of fresh air for the West. Although stoning fat bitches will take hours.

What? Stop talking in riddles.

What? What the fuck do you mean?

I feel your pain. Jasc Paint Shop Pro 8 has some issues that were never fixed as well. E.g. if you select (part of) an image, that image can not be worked on anymore. You have to close it and open it again before you can proceed. I addressed the issue on some board many years ago and 500 idiots...

That's like calling your wife high def.

I watch pretty much everything online in 480p because even though I can see a difference with 720p and an even bigger difference with 1080p, it is my opinion that 480p is a really decent resolution. If you go lower, though, things sometimes start to look as if they're made out of polygons. I...