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The food in the restaurant is delicious and everyone is drugged and mellow and nice. The actual therapy sessions usually consist of a bunch of women getting overly sentimental and crying their heart out for an hour, which is funny as fuck. I just drew stick figures the whole time. I already know...

Fearmongering. That's all. It's a virus causing respiratory infections which are usually mild. You will almost certainly not die from it.

Taiwan? I didn't realize that's a banana republic. I guess the definition must have broadened.

I hope you comforted him a little. A simple 'Well, at least now you can go hunting for pussy again' or 'Some girls will get wet as fuck if you tell them your wife got killed' can make all the difference.

What banana republic would that be? How's the old dog? Is he still alive and kicking?

It's a LEGO knock-off. They're pretty decent, though, but not what I paid for.

But did she saw you?

You'll need a wooden stake for that. And a hammer to drive the stake through his heart. Act quickly and without hesitation, 'cause if he knows what you're up to, it's already too late.

I see a bright future for you, Hoplite, and it's filled with black dicks. Or just dicks. Lots and lots of dicks. It's gonna be awesome until you realize that you do prefer girls and that all those teachers who said it's okay to experiment with dicks were heterosexuals themselves.

This gal thou speaketh of has a future, but it's a future filled with black dicks. I'm sorry, it's just too easy. But seriously: you're 17. You don't plan a future with a girlfriend when you're 17, that's absurd. Do that when you're nearing 30. When you're 17 you just fuck them and when they say...