Lil fuckers stole my rock! How did they even lift it, let alone fly off with it - it was an egg-shaped lava-rock, they full well know it's not edible - it's a goddamn rock, big as a plum!
WHY!?
I'm out regularily to assert my territory in front of the gulls. It's their nesting season, they love these high rooftops - local janitor offer to come up and chase away or whatevs, but fuck that completely, I chase them away - one swooped on me, I hissed at it, and they now avoid my corner -...
The great tits also happen to be generational nesters, btw - and have burrowed a hole in the fine grid wire plating, supposed to keep such out, probably many years and great tit generations ago
I have not yet *met* my new local magpies, unlike the previous, which I was well aquainted with (one even tried to save me from a lounging, peaceful cat) - but they have shown an increased interest in my livingroom windows - they understand I lurk inside.
Unbothered by all of this is a nest of great tits, inside one of my vents, right behind me, they are very active in the early day, but remain completely silent for the rest.
I now offer unsalted cashews on a plate *underneath* a lawn chair, to hide it from the gulls. The magpies have come to understand I am inside this building, and I offer cashews on an irregular basis, they sometimes hang out and just chitter, keeping the gulls from nesting
I leave unsalted nuts for them on my balcony, I moved here recently, these are new magpies - I even managed to accidentally insult them, when they found my joint stubs and threw them all over the floor, in a fury, after I had used a similar plate to offer unsalted nuts
So, magpies understand that humans are inside their houses, when they go inside; on multiple ocasions I've had local magpies approach the window to peer inside - once craw outside an open door
wdym you get a cool minigun, a power armor, an easily beatable death-claw, a Dog-companion AND a nuclear blast animation within the first 5 minutes of the game :o how can that be boring!?
every shelf or cupboard already here is STUCK to walls and floors from so many screws and bolts, the only way to move any of them is to destroy entire walls - one HUGE-ass mirror was GLUED to the wall with just piles and piles of latex