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Mildly insulting that you’d think I know :(

All the way down to the mind melting song that plays in the background.

“It’s not a dick, it’s my vestigial twin Thomas. Say hello, brother”

Famous last words before they lock you inside your house and burn it down, splitting both the home insurance policy and the life insurance policy.

Who wants to be close

>FDR >FUCKING FDR Oh yeah, the man who built JAPANESE INTERNMENT CAMPS outranks Eisenhower and Theodore Roosevelt to you. Brilliant.

A small girl saying “you can’t do that here” and electrocuting you to death is the most surreal thing in that surreal quest. Pint Sized Slasher be damned, punching her in the face only to be zapped was wild to me.

Losing a veteran merc in Battle Brothers makes the same in XCOM feel even worse. Mostly because BB mercs face far more danger and die more.

Intercourse Pennsylvania is filled with Amish and that actually upsets me

Visit Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Connecticut and experience every “Yankee” southern stereotype rolled into one similar yet different “unholy 3” of awful people.

Everything is bigger in Texas. including the emergency response times.

Rest assured that when an active shooter is outside the classroom door, the police are only minutes away

It’ll improve for a time, especially if you get a Theodore Rooseveltian NCR President. But all things degenerate, and so will the Republic. America had the benefit of some amazing leaders. NCR seems to have had Tandi and a bunch of goons. It’ll take a few cycles of death and rebirth for...

Because Communism is a timeless threat we must be ever vigilant for, Citizen.

I think it’s true inasmuch as things have a way of coming back to bite us. But in the short term? Cheaters prosper exponentially. The statement itself is factually false, unless we interpret it is “your sins will catch up to you and nothing is forgiven”, which from experience is absolutely correct.