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A problem which, I dare say, I myself have encountered before. You see, although impossible to tell for those who are, alas, so unfortunate that they are only granted to briefly cross my path in the maze we call Life, the lucky few whom I do allow to tag along with me for longer stretches of...

Sorry not sorry for doubleposting, but I just finished watching this forgotten modern classic: "There are some fish that cannot be caught. It's not that they are faster or stronger than other fish, they're just touched by something extra." Insanely creative, beautifully shot, highly...

If you're somewhat handy, you can easily remove those yourself. You can find tutorials online.

White Lives Matter.

Are you looking for crack? 'Cause I've got the good stuff, mate. The stuff that puts a freeze on your face that won't thaw out.

You know, maybe you twats should start some f'ing NEW threads and post a bit MORE, then maybe I should not have to react to threads that were created during my absence. How about that? 'Cause I don't know what you people did during my absence, but it obviously wasn't very productive. I didn't...

Still cool as Feck. Always will be. Solid 10.

Fuck yeah, baby, roll, tide pod roll, let's go roll. But anyways, what do you guys think: is life really like a box of chocolates or is it more like a bag of shit? And would you even notice the difference when you roll, baby roll, let's go roll, and so on? Discuss. With a picture of your...

I received a PM from The Dutch Ghost and he told me he's dead now, after OD'ing on Xanax, cutting his wrists and jumping off a bridge into oncoming traffic whilst screaming 'Bethesda sucks cock!'. On the bright side, though, he's still making li'l robots in Heaven and he wanted @Verevoof to know...

Does this count as, like, nudity, or is it just f'ing cute? I need beer. Someone get me a motherf'ing beer. And someone change my f'ing diaper.

I had some Micro Machines when I was young. They were pretty cool. They were also made from plastic. Jesus fucking Christ, could someone please just get me another sodding beer and change my goddamn diaper?

My penises started itching while I watched this documentary, so I had to stop after about 3 minutes. Can someone get me another beer?

Any fucking city in India.

Geek Fuel. We just called it jizz when I was young. Also: never saw the poster, don't give a shit, trust the others, leave me alone ... with a sack full of Geek Fuel. Just imagine the meeting where some shitheads decided that 'Geek Fuel' would be a great name for their product. How many Red...

No.

WTF? A simple Pip-Boy 3K boot screen? Do you lack imagination or something? And what about those file dimensions? They aren't especially large, are they? Sucksmutantcock/10

How about I show you my one-eyed rabbit, mate?

No. And life is meaningless. Now leave me alone.

Pfff. Today really sucks. Like, it sucks so much that I felt like double posting. Like, 4 real, you guys, you have no idea how it feels to be me. If you did, you would've probably killed yourself decades ago or at least tried to, a bunch of times, like I did. But I guess that's just how it goes...

So I like dinosaurs (or dino's as scientists like to call them) as much as any toddler (especially the ones they brought back to life to make the Jurassic Park movies which all sucked except for the first one) but what I have been wondering about lately is that if Earth really is approx. 5000...