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I think I'm one of the oldest active members of this forum now. I should be admin. Please consider it. Or just give me €20 to get a BJ from that hairy tranny in the park, and I won't bother you anymore.

When you say 'lockdown', I hear 'hot sweaty man sex', so let's get this party started. Only Speedos allowed, though, we gotta draw the line somewhere.

When the monkey pees on my forehead, the potatoes are done. I heard a they talk about this guy, this monster, who killed his wife, who raped her and strangled her and then raped her again and again and again. Then he went and got a butcher's knife from the kitchen and a pack axe from the garden...

Could be a brain tumor. Could be love. Could be a monkey taking a crap on your scalp.

Suicidal babies discovering the power outlet actually sounds like a lot of fun.

Maybe the Swedish aren't using the same logarithmic scale all other countries are using. It's child's play to level a statistic if you're using a logarithmic scale.

Maybe you should tell the nurse in you to put a band-aid on it.

How much gayer can it get?

If you're referring to 'Morbius' with Jared Leto, then yes. There's even a teaser trailer.

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Up in smoke indeed.

You can have my sister for $200.

Best. Time. Of. My. Fucking. Life.

I used to date an anti-vaxxer. When she put on a pair of latex gloves, told me to get on my knees and relax, I got the hell out of there. I still don't know what it is that anti-vaxxers do, but I'm sure it's disgusting while at the same time quite pleasing to the nutsack.

Magneto is pretty damn sexy.

That's because Hoplite's girl likes to gobble on big black dicks. Just like him.

We already did that last year and everyone's still confused.

"If someone asked me to design a virus that could potentially decimate life on this planet, it would look a lot like Covid-19."