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  1. alec

    Was queueing and thinking how cool it would be to talk "professionaly" about the corona virus on...

    Was queueing and thinking how cool it would be to talk "professionaly" about the corona virus on the phone. "This strain mutates too fast."
  2. alec

    Rate the avatar above yours.

    I can't tell what that is, man. I'm sure it's the sun's fault, shining on a part of my laptop, namely the screen, which makes it hard to read, but I'm starting to think you're just really bad at picking an avatar. Here's a trick: see how my nickname is 'alec'? Yeah, well, then it's only obvious...
  3. alec

    "Gender: mayonnaise. Sex: sucking big black cock. Job: sucking mayonnaise from big black cocks."...

    "Gender: mayonnaise. Sex: sucking big black cock. Job: sucking mayonnaise from big black cocks." I'd say you're making progress in life, Hoplite.
  4. alec

    I think butt sex with animals is illegal over here. You can fuck 16-year-olds in the butt as...

    I think butt sex with animals is illegal over here. You can fuck 16-year-olds in the butt as much as you like to, but we hafta draw a line somewhere and that line is animals.
  5. alec

    There are these kids who like sucking their mother's teats a bit too much and a bit too long. Or...

    There are these kids who like sucking their mother's teats a bit too much and a bit too long. Or maybe it's the mother?
  6. alec

    I'm smoking weed. You're all gonna die. Heh.

    I'm smoking weed. You're all gonna die. Heh.
  7. alec

    Harley Quinn and the Birds of Prey

    I just managed to finish it today, and I would have to say that I agree with SpermCream above: 2/5. It's a simple MacGuffin story. All characters except for Harley are 2D and the whole thing seems directed by a lazy version of Guy Ritchie. There's a lot of overacting going on all over the place...
  8. alec

    "A jew is a jew is a jew is a jew." Gertrude Stein

    "A jew is a jew is a jew is a jew." Gertrude Stein
  9. alec

    So I’m Making a Pen and Paper Game and Need Input

    Make it so that all the Legion Raiders are infected with corona and the caravan needs to supply them with toilet paper, a commodity the NCR is running low on. It'll add a bit of realism to the game.
  10. alec

    Why not invest in a washcloth and a bar of soap? Then you can comfortably take a shit and clean...

    Why not invest in a washcloth and a bar of soap? Then you can comfortably take a shit and clean up the mess while the rest of the world dies from excrement build-up in the ass crack. It's just a thought. :roll:
  11. alec

    O no, the Joker hates pedos. He also hates everyone else.

    O no, the Joker hates pedos. He also hates everyone else.
  12. alec

    The've been offering some primo muslim cock to Swedish, Finnish and British minors, but the...

    The've been offering some primo muslim cock to Swedish, Finnish and British minors, but the minors' parents don't appreciate it. It's like they don't want muslims in their country, but at the same time they have open borders. Make up your fucking mind, for Christ's, I mean, Mohammad's sake.
  13. alec

    I'm sure there's a logical fallacy in there, but I don't care 'coz the Xanax just kicked in.

    I'm sure there's a logical fallacy in there, but I don't care 'coz the Xanax just kicked in.
  14. alec

    So I can't listen to Gary Glitter's Rock & Roll 'coz he molested kids? That's like saying I...

    So I can't listen to Gary Glitter's Rock & Roll 'coz he molested kids? That's like saying I can't hate jews 'coz Hitler did so as well.
  15. alec

    OUTTA GAS - post-apoc turn-based rpg

    The graphics are really off-putting. Looks and sounds like something someone with a Red Bull addiction would make.
  16. alec

    Some information and suggestions about the new coronavirus

    Ban please. Also: if you fuck someone, do it doggy style. That way you don't have to look at their face they can't cough or sneeze in your face. And wash your hands after you fist them. Especially if you fisted their shitter. That is all.
  17. alec

    Rate the avatar above yours.

    Your avatar looks hungry for fat, sweaty, black cock. That's an easy 10/10.
  18. alec

    Harley Quinn and the Birds of Prey

    It made less money than Dolittle, which is a horrible movie. It made less than $200 million worldwide, it cost half of that to make and another +$100 million to market it. That's break even at best. Lesson? Get woke, go broke. The people at WB will be slamming their heads into the wall. They...
  19. alec

    It's almost Christmas.

    It's almost Christmas.
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