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(Hmmm, I keep forgetting so many brains were broken by Covid)

But all out shoulders shaking, drooling down your shirt crying? That's lunatic behavior, people need serious medication, maybe padded cells.

Other than sad movies, I've cried at a person dying maybe twice in my life, and one of them was my mother I seriously don't get it Dismayed at the violence, or whatevs? Sure. Heartbroken... ? Okay, stretching it I guess, like... do you also break into snot and tears over Inejiro Asanuma?

Telling people there's an easy way to peel a garlic is just an example of the fundamental self-delusions that bring humanity to its own destruction Participating in this lie is tantamount to global genocidal ambition, I fucking hate you.

I'm teaching this thing every word there is goddamnit

Not even the WELL grounded NORSE word "rass" - nope, can't recognize!

It's often in the best movies, given the best roles - but like a good shy little bitch, it always stays a little bit out of view - never truly brought into focus

I am becoming a balcony-man, every time I hear yapping lapdogs freaking out, I'm going out on my balcony, to survey and judge

I love that story so much, I love imagining it the emotional weight on grandma, for the rest of what little she has to live, of her rabid terrier ripping her grand-child literally limb from limb, blood, guts and muscle-mass everywhere she fucking deserved it

I always wonder - what if I were a kid on a tricycle? WELL, last year or year before, some old fuckin ladies brought their two little fuckin terriers to a family gathering, and I love this: They barely welcomed them inside, before the two dog launched for the nearest toddler, and ripped him...

Old men too, to be fair - the only time I was bitten by a dog, was when an old man just blocked my path with his dog, looking scared and demented, and his dog attacked me for then to immediately let go of me; even the dog understood I was harmless, while this old fuck just has his dog attack...

One time a rather large poodle tried to eviscerate me, and this skinny dude held on to it for dear life, blushing, sweatting, screaming at the dog - and just by his reaction, I know that dog isn't his, but probably his old mothers, and he was here visiting

I watched my own grandmother do this with her little terrier, every time it tried to attack and fucking kill children, she would reward it with pets and cuddles, lovingly muttering "no, we don't do that!"