6/6/06

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It does, actually. Chuck Norris, upon birth, immediately travelled to Russia to kill Bulgakov with a roundhouse kick in the kidney. After all, debating religion creates doubt about the existence of God, and that in turn might reveal the identity of the Man behind the entire thing. Need I say more?

Oh, and in case anybody wonders, I don't read books, I wait for the movie to come out.
 
Pale Horse said:
Vin Diesel ftw.
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Vin Diesel is Chuck Norris' buttfuck freind.
On Saturday afternoons, they pick flowers and go to the mall to buy shoes and leather studded clothes.
Clint Eastwood is a far superior bad-ass.
 
It was a joke, a rouse, an attempt to start a "my gay hero is better than yours" argument.

No need to get philosophical on our asses Link.

Plus, Riddick is the shiite, yo.
 
Every time you tell a Chuck Norris joke, Steve McQueen puts your name in The Book. When you get to Heaven, he runs you down with a
'68 Mustang.
 
Pale Horse said:
It was a joke, a rouse, an attempt to start a "my gay hero is better than yours" argument.

No need to get philosophical on our asses Link.

Plus, Riddick is the shiite, yo.
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Terribly sorry, I've just hearfd so many Chuck Norris/ Vin Diesel jokes, they're no longer funny, they're just annoying.
 
I have a question about Clint Eastwood.
Why did he look so much like Hugh Jackman 40 years ago?
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Clit looks like Jackoffman because Chuck Norris in his infinite wisdom decided to make a clone of Eastwood, roundhouse kick it into youth and launch him into a shitty movie carreer so people would stop worshipping this false hero that is Clint Eastwood. Not that he cares, really, Chuck Norris doesn't need attention. Attention needs him.
 
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