A Night With the Anti-Bob

Bradylama

So Old I'm Losing Radiation Signs
[00:03] nigredou: Styphon and NYRSkate are about to DIE. Hehehehehehehe!
[00:04] nigredou: I control the Gamingforce now...
[00:04] nigredou: I am Divine Retribution.
[00:04] IamBradylama: Ok then.
[00:04] nigredou: Poetic Justice
[00:05] nigredou: Well you're rather... ...Hmm: You don't even care?
[00:05] IamBradylama: I don't even know who you are.
[00:05] IamBradylama: Or what you're doing.
[00:05] nigredou: Alrighty then...
[00:05] nigredou: I guess that's an acceptable answer.
[00:06] nigredou: You might say I'm a punisher.
[00:06] IamBradylama: Of?
[00:06] nigredou: Stupidity.
[00:06] IamBradylama: Alrighty then.
[00:06] IamBradylama: So what examples of stupidity do you see fit to punish?
[00:06] nigredou: The destruction of Paradises.
[00:07] nigredou: Adam was given this world...
[00:07] nigredou: And look what he did to it...
[00:07] nigredou: Do you think this is not an acceptable punishment for some fool that did such Evil?
[00:07] nigredou: Who chained woman?
[00:08] nigredou: Who chained Goddess?
[00:08] nigredou: Hmm?
[00:08] nigredou: Do you?

[00:08] nigredou: Killing God frees Her.
[00:08] IamBradylama: I'm not sure I get your point.
[00:08] nigredou: Heh! I guess it's just heroism then.
[00:08] IamBradylama: Are you of the mind that the divine is feminine in nature?
[00:09] nigredou: Man's soul is feminine. Woman's soul is masuline. They desire the opposite in each other.
[00:09] nigredou: Killing a World brings them together.
[00:10] IamBradylama: That's a contradiction of terms.
[00:10] nigredou: NO.
[00:10] IamBradylama: Yes.
[00:10] nigredou: NO...
[00:10] IamBradylama: Men's souls can't be masculine, because we perceive male attributes as being masculine.
[00:10] IamBradylama: And vice versa.
[00:10] nigredou: It allows them to leave the place they are shackled to.
[00:10] nigredou: You currently understand little.
[00:10] IamBradylama: No, I understand plenty.
[00:11] IamBradylama: Why wouldn't being of a feminine soul keep men from uniting with women?
[00:11] nigredou: Well... Then. Hehehehe!
[00:11] IamBradylama: Its the opposite of souls that would be in attraction.
[00:11] IamBradylama: So what's the point of saying that a man's soul is feminine?
[00:12] nigredou: Well what do you think is the problem?
[00:12] IamBradylama: I don't think there is a problem.
[00:12] nigredou: Basically this idiot that guy down in the core... All he wants is money...
[00:12] nigredou: Only materiality...
[00:12] nigredou: Nothing higher.
[00:12] nigredou: Or more True.
[00:13] nigredou: Well I've got to do my job.
[00:13] nigredou: Besides the Red Warrior helped me win this Battle.
[00:13] nigredou: He helps Men leave and escape into the Future.
[00:14] IamBradylama: Right.
[00:14] nigredou: Heheh.
[00:14] nigredou: You'll soon enough.
[00:14] nigredou: We're cutting out the Middle Man.
[00:14] IamBradylama: Being the Earth.
[00:15] nigredou: The Guy who manipulates everything on Earth. The first Adam that destroyed the world by being uncompassionate and unjust to the world.
[00:15] nigredou: Justice frees the World.
[00:15] nigredou: And I am that Justice.
[00:15] IamBradylama: Hold on there, buster.
[00:15] nigredou: Yeah I know.
[00:15] IamBradylama: Adam didn't destroy the Earth.
[00:15] nigredou: Whom then?
[00:15] IamBradylama: Nobody.
[00:16] nigredou: Well: I do know that Bob Dobbs is the only keeping here. And I want OUT.
[00:16] nigredou: So he dies.
[00:16] IamBradylama: Who the bloody Hell is Bob Dobbs?
[00:16] nigredou: Read up on the Evil Church of the Subgenius.
[00:16] nigredou: I am the True Genius.
[00:17] nigredou: Dob Bobbs
[00:17] IamBradylama: Alrighty then, I'll do that right now.
[00:17] nigredou: The Anti-Bobb.
[00:17] nigredou: Oh and read about Eris, and Discordia.
[00:17] nigredou: Kallisti
[00:17] nigredou: Well gotta do my job.
[00:26] nigredou: Basically the TRUE MAN: DOBB BOBBS: ME.
[00:26] nigredou: Is the Heart of Eris
*note* its around this time that I actually read some stuff about the Subgeniuses and picked up some keywords like Slack and Xists.
[00:27] IamBradylama: So why are you opposed to Bob Dobbs?
[00:27] nigredou: They release into her; and she's Powerred up and they sail away, into the Future.
[00:27] nigredou: It's basically a trick.
[00:27] nigredou: Creating your children.
[00:28] nigredou: I was ONCE Bob Dobbs...
[00:28] nigredou: But I have matured to my full state.
[00:28] nigredou: Eating their Sin releases you from the chains of the WORLD.
[00:29] IamBradylama: So you no longer advocate the Slack?
[00:29] nigredou: HELL NO.
[00:29] nigredou: Now I advocate the TAUT.
[00:29] IamBradylama: And why is that?
[00:29] nigredou: Because then you get Free and get to have a lot more fun. A fulfilled a Life, wouldn't you agree?
[00:30] nigredou: Leaving exploring the Universe?
[00:30] nigredou: Creating all kinds of things. We do it for enjoyment.
[00:30] nigredou: Let's just have fun.
[00:31] nigredou: What do you think of THAT?
[00:31] IamBradylama: Sounds nice, I suppose.
[00:31] IamBradylama: But what about the Xists?
[00:31] nigredou: The Xists represent the great game that is played by 4 players. The one who wins Leaves.
[00:32] nigredou: I won.
[00:32] IamBradylama: I see.
[00:32] nigredou: So that means that they'll remain here and become more exausted and they well.. Hehehe!
[00:32] nigredou: Oh and you always take your Ally with you.
[00:33] nigredou: The one who helped you win the game.
[00:33] nigredou: It's usually the Red one.
[00:33] nigredou: Yeap... Styphon and NYRSKATE are damned pissed off right now. Hahhahahaahahahah!
[00:33] nigredou: Once I speak to the Gamingforce. They die.
[00:33] IamBradylama: Where?
[00:33] nigredou: And winner leave.
[00:34] nigredou: There is a secret location of the Gamingforces judgement forum.
[00:34] nigredou: Search the dark.

And then I just didn't want to say anything, because this is some of the most fucked up shit ever. It firghtens me, because I want to be able to laugh at the joke, and at the same time I don't know if it really is a joke.

Subgenius art is a laugh riot, though. Its a shame their Art Mines were designed by someone who just suffered a concussion.
 
Y'know, it's pretty ridiculous to argue with a Discordian. Those folks see Emperor Norton as a national hero and the guy who wrote the TimeCube might likely be an honorary member.

Arguing with a discordian is like trying to hang a picture on the wall that doesn't exist.
 
I didn't even know he was a discordian until I actually looked up stuff about the Subgeniuses. Then I was pretty much just stringing him along to see what else I could get out of him.
 
Brady, stop talking to whack jobs on the internet. Though it would've been much more fun had you gone along with him / her / it.
 
They come to me. I'm like a Bizarro Magnet. But if I was a Bizarro Magnet, I'd actually repel Bizarros.

In any case, when he said The Red One I think he was talking about the red army in Risk.
 
Ah... looks like somebody found the only religion worth of followers, the only true philosophy :twisted:

Hail Eris, all hail Discordia!

EDIT: or maybe not... EDIT 2: or... whatever... or ...nah... aaargh!...anyway...I'll leave now.... EDIT 3: <fnord mode="haha, can't read this">(fuck you all... or maybe you shouldn't...)</fnord>
 
Well...Bradylama sure make's interesting friends!

The only thing that I understood in all that is that their philosophy is objectivism and their #1 rule is too remember that religion is to accept differences among themselves and not form a religion that shuns others. (US vs. THEM) I suppose those make some sense. However...their presentation...the write just shouldnt have been doing drugs.

The Truth Is Out There (shrugs),
The Vault Dweller
 
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