Anti-Pot statistic evolution

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uziel

Look, Ma! Two Heads!
I post my anti-pot phrase in my sig and withing it's evelved into stuff like this.
95% of all people do not make up 1/20th of the population. If you're one of the 5% who does, then copy & paste this in your signature.
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Genius. Pure genius you all.

My personal favorite:
45.5% of all statistics lie.
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I put this in my sig:

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.
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And people have twisted and turned it into different things. I didn't expect them to.
 
98% of message board users suck ass. If you aren't one of the 2% that rule, please reply under this message.
 
It started like this:

uziel said:
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.
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calculon00: "Huh. I haven't ever smoked pot and I'm 18. I think I'll add that."
calculon00 said:
98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.
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Later....
Kharn said:
98% of the teenage population does or has believed in made-up statistics. If you're one of the 2% who is gullible enough to post them on the internet, copy & paste this in your signature.
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calculon00: "Oh Kharn, you card, I think I'll change mine to:"
calculon00 said:
98% of the teenage population does or has thought that Kharn is a clever SOB. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.
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Later....
calculon00: "Kharn might not know that I'm kidding, and I don't want to start shit with the Admin. I think I'll change it to this:"
calculon00 said:
98% of the teenage population does or has thought that Kharn is a clever SOB :P . If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.
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Later....
calculon00: "Actually, I just thought of something that's clever and makes fun of the original message at the same time. Yeah, I think I'll use that now."
calculon00 said:
95% of all people do not make up 1/20th of the population. If you're one of the 5% who does, then copy & paste this in your signature.
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EDIT: Here are some funny ones that I just thought up:

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All but one of the NMA population does not or has not believed that war never change. If you're Garm, copy & paste this in your signature.
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92% of the general population does or has successfully been able to do basic math. If you're one of the 12% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.
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signature said:
98% of the general population does or has been here. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, then rock me like a hurricane.
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signature said:
1100010% of the teenage population does not know how binary works. If you're one of the 10% who does, copy & paste this in your signature.
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signature said:
98% uhve tha internet;s pupulation duhs nuawt ore hahs nawt yoused werd too spillchuck eeche pohst. Iff yoir won awve tha 2% hoo dusent, cahpie & pehste thes ehn yur sehgnature.
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I saw several people using the original sig and then Kharn's "made-up statistics" one, which is when I added this to mine:

I said:
98% of the ninja population does or has tried selecting their victims using verbal cues on virtual bulletin boards. If you're one of the 2% who don't believe in ninjas, copy & paste this in your signature.
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Anything that happened after that is clearly taking the joke way too far. I blame all grammatical lapses on the need to emulate the original. Anyway: removing.
 
98% of the people who are a part of the "Fallout Community" have been refined and distilled over time into glittering gems of hatred. If you are one of the 2% who is still an amourphous lump of spleen, copy and paste this into your sig.
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Just screwing around with things. Fun!
 
That's because you're a nerd.

Anyway, I didn't expect it to catch on so fast and then when people started changing it, that really surprised me.

Kharn IS a clever sonofabitch!
 
98% of the population has thought about putting a statistic in their signature. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this in your signature.
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Hmm. I haven't thought of a signature yet... :)
 
They only have one good-looking girl in Latvia and everyone has a crush on her.
 
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