Batman Beats Family

[Pablosdog]

http://www.hecklerspray.com/batman-...or-allegedly-beating-his-mum-up/200815355.php


and here

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2008/jul/22/christian.bale


kind of an odd thing, Your at the height of your career, in possibly a movie that you'll be remembered for years to come.(Miasma in the genepool aside) when suddenly, you go berserk and beat the shit out of your mother and sister.

Not sure if this totally newsworthy, but I found it intresting in light of all the dark knight news thats been going around.

 

[TwinkieGorilla]

publicity stunt.

Batman is going to come rushing into the scene, beat up Christian Bale, and then he'll pull off his mask and it'll be the real Christian Bale. meanwhile, the Christian Bale that just got terrorized by Batman will pull off his mask and it'll be Heath Ledger.

 

[Makagulfazel]

Assault.

It's a little different than battery. I'll assume he probably yelled at them or something and they cried about it. We'll see, I suppose.

 

[Pope Viper]

publicity stunt.

Batman is going to come rushing into the scene, beat up Christian Bale, and then he'll pull off his mask and it'll be the real Christian Bale. meanwhile, the Christian Bale that just got terrorized by Batman will pull off his mask and it'll be Heath Ledger.

And the dead shall rise from the grave...

 

[Per]

I'll assume he probably yelled at them or something

I can hear it: "What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn BATMAN."

 

[Dracon M'Alkir]

I'll assume he probably yelled at them or something

I can hear it: "What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn BATMAN."

 

[Brother None]

That said, I don't see what the problem is. Bale was just in-character.

What, Batman doesn't do assault?

Hah

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Hah

 

[Von Drunky]

Wasn't his mom a circus clown, no seriously?

 

[TorontoReign]

That said, I don't see what the problem is. Bale was just in-character.

What, Batman doesn't do assault?

Hah

Hah

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Hah

What program do you use to put the text in the drawings Photoshop?

 

[Loxley]

Wasn't his mom a circus clown, no seriously?

All the better if she is, two performers acting it out in the courtroom makes for better drama.

 

[Malky]

What program do you use to put the text in the drawings Photoshop?

...that isn't a 'shop, dude.

Thanks Frank Miller. As if comics weren't filled to the brim with self-parody already...




Also, sometimes a bitch needs to get slapped.

 

[RonPerlman]

stupid news reporters

BATMAN'S MOM IS DEAD

 

[Pope Viper]

Didn't Robin bang his mom, and that's why Batman killed them both?

 

[Daimyo]

15 years ago:

Mom: "Look at that, hon - he is jumping around in the livingroom pretending to be Hamlet, or Big Bird or Madonna or something - I tell you - our son is fruity...and it's your fault!"
Sis: "You are so gay, Christian - I hate you, you embarrass me at school!"

10 years ago:

Mom: "Acting? Are you kidding me? Why don't you be a man and get a real job?"
Sis " You are so gay, Christian - I hate you, all my friends think you are sooooooooooo gay!"

This week:

Mom: "So Christian, will you give your mama 10 million dollars for all the years of love and support?"
Sis: "20"

Christian: "Fuck you ..."

Mom&Sis: "ASSAULT, Help!!"


...sigh....

 

[Stag]

Personally, I hate women, so I think he's fully justified in whatever he did.

Seriously, bitches probably had it coming.