Be really careful what you wish for..

[Starseeker]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/56093

LUSAKA, ZAMBIA—Only hours after assuming control of the deeply troubled country in a bloody coup, members of the United Deliverance Front admitted Monday that they might have made a "huge mistake" by seizing power in Zambia.

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Added Boshoso: "Would it have killed us to take over Estonia instead—you know, a country with running water?"
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"Frankly, we're amazed there was even a president to overthrow in the first place," he added. "All we can hope for now is that another band of utterly naïve rebels comes along to put us out of our misery."

So anyone up for a free country?

 

[monsharen]

Since it apparently sucks. no way.

 

[alec]

"We did not sign up for this," he added. "Seven-hundred-thousand AIDS orphans? Come on!"

I don't believe a word of it. This one of those fake gazettes?

 

[Yamu]

Ayup. The Onion. One of the best satire papers out there. Occaisionally, anyway. If this is any indication, they're on the way "in" again.

 

[LazyD]

I laughed my ass of when I read the that quote.. my god.. I miss the onion. I've only read a few copies and seem to fail to remember that theres an online version. It was first brought to my attention when I visited my cousin in NYC. She handed me the onion and said, "check out todays news!" I read through it laughing all the way through..

only the onion would have a head line story with the title, "Man crash lands air liner after 'big mommas house 2' was announced to be the flight movie'.

edit: Thanks for bringing to my attention.. once again that theres a electronic version of the onion.. my days are going to be filled with much more laughter.

 

[alec]

Thanks for bringing to my attention.. once again that theres a electronic version of the onion.. my days are going to be filled with much more laughter.

I agree. The Onion is hilarious.
I liked this article a lot. It's about a guy who is withholding 18$ from his foreign foster child. Why? Read it. It's funny.
This article deals with the theory of evolution and how Kansas is going to force it to stop. Brilliant.
Also: how intelligent are dolphins really?