Ben Kenobi Street

[[Rusty Chopper]]

Not to mention that we are comrades in arms and leaders of secret insurgent paramilitary organizations that fight side by side in the unending war on imperialism.

Splendid! How could I join, too?

 

[Wooz]

Did I just share too much?

Well. CIA agents might start getting suspicious after our organization's minions blow up the sixtieth McDonalds' in central Europe.

 

[Synastren]

Well. CIA agents might start getting suspicious after our organization's minions blow up the sixtieth McDonalds' in central Europe.

You mean that they don't pop up faster than you can take them out over there? Interesting. Apparently, Ronald's clown shoes aren't big enough.

 

[Sovz]

Darth Vader shows his dark side

Police in Malaysia are hunting a man who flashes women while wearing a Darth Vader costume.

The Star Wars flasher exposed himself to women factory workers in two industrial areas of Bandar Baru Nilai.

Priscilla, 33, a factory supervisor, said the man got out of his car, strutted about menacingly in his Darth Vader suit before flashing to 15 women workers standing at a bus stop at 7am.

"At first, I thought he was a die-hard Star Wars fan trying to impress us with his costume. But we were shocked when he showed us his private parts," she told Malaysia's Star newspaper.

The women were waiting for buses to take them home after their night shift.

When some of the women screamed, he jumped into his car and drove off.

"Next time it will not be Revenge of the Sith but revenge on a sick man if we catch him doing his act again," Priscilla added.

The flasher was reported to have displayed himself to another group of workers at a second factory nearby.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

"Next time it will not be Revenge of the Sith but revenge on a sick man if we catch him doing his act again," Priscilla added

Ha, ha, ha... Oh, man... not Revenge of the Sith, but revenge on a sick man... Get it? Oh, the humor. Ha ha ha.

 

[[Rusty Chopper]]

They should cut his dick off with a light sabre. Why not? He's already got his hands and legs removed that way...

 

[MSD]

ripping off someones dick with fluorescent light tubes wil be concidered not only as an act of extreme
violence, but also as a cheap and lame way to make your pathetic vengeance look like a real
SW tragedy