Best Stripper ever!

[Serifan]

A female stripper hired to entertain a bachelors’ party before a wedding has been ordered to stand trial on charge of raping the best man with a sex toy

hahahaha this is so awesome!

"She went behind him and pulsated to push him to the ground," he said.

The witness said he heard the man scream and get to his feet.

"'Why did you do that for ... you didn't have to do that,'" he said the man yelled.

I wish I could have seen his face, god it would have been pure gold!

Check it out here

 

[Phil the Nuka-Cola Dude]

Who the fuck gets a 39 year-old stripper for their bachelor party?

 

[Pablosdog]

geriatrics? Reginald?

She's probably local talent, the kind you would pay 5 dollers so she could stick your dick in one of her many crack causing pockmarks that scour her face.

 

[MrBumble]

She looks like a fuglier version of Mariah Carey. I wouldn't even want to see her naked, let alone her sticking a dildo up my cornhole.

 

[alec]

This thread turns me on.

What's with the font in the original article, though? Is that meant to hurt your eyes? Because it does.