Bethesda confirms Collector's Edition

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Kind of "yawn" because the CE was noticed much earlier, but now Bethesda confirmed it. Fascinating.<blockquote>This premium Fallout 3 package, presented in a customized, metal Vault-Tec lunch box, includes the highly-anticipated game, a collectible 5" Vault-Tec Vault Boy Bobblehead, 'The Art of Fallout 3' hardcover book, featuring never-before-seen concept art and commentary from Bethesda Game Studios artists, and 'The Making of Fallout 3' DVD that includes an inside look at Bethesda Game Studios and the team behind the game.

"We're very excited about this collector's edition and believe it truly offers gamers an amazing mix of unique items from the Fallout universe, combined with a great behind-the-scenes look at what goes into developing such an immense title," said Vlatko Andonov, president of Bethesda Softworks.</blockquote>Bethesda Softworks® Announces Fallout® 3 Collector's Edition on Bethesda Softworks® Fallout® 3 website.
 
And so Bethesda continues to promote its hegemonic project to shift the artistic vision of Fallout to serve its material ambitions.

And how do they seek to promote that- with a nice book, a bubble head, and a dvd.

Cheap fuckers won't even toss in a shirt.
 
... they can "confirm" the collector DVD, but can confirm very little else about the game... there is a connection somewhere in that, just can't seem to focus on it...
 
See me, I'm getting the CE just so I can send one of my kids to school using the lunch box...heh.
 
The exclusive DVD : "Raping of a ten years old saga". Take an exclusive look at how most design decisions were actually taken by our shareholders. Witness your beloved licence being gang-raped beyond recognition by 40 years old virgins who have never played the original games before. See how immershun slowly took shape. Also includes Vault Tec's "Ignoring the fans under pressure" and Vault Dweller's "Introduction to PR bullshit".
 
MrBumble said:
The exclusive DVD : "Raping of a ten years old saga". Take an exclusive look at how most design decisions were actually taken by our shareholders. Witness your beloved licence being gang-raped beyond recognition by 40 years old virgins who have never played the original games before. See how immershun slowly took shape. Also includes Vault Tec's "Ignoring the fans under pressure" and Vault Dweller's "Introduction to PR bullshit".
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I am kinda curious who would want to take a look inside Bethesda Game Studios anyway. I can't really think of anyone. Help me out with that please.
On the other hand we can see names and faces and look them up in the phone book and visit them AND shit on their porches while someone else films it.
Also, sucks that there's no o.s.t. included, but then again, I can't imagine anything better than generic orchestral "epic" shite to trigger erections in prepubescent consolieros while killing hordes of high speed ghouls with their Enchanted +2 Sledgehammer of the Deathclaw.
 
I've bought enough collector's edition versions of games to know that 99% of the time, the extras aren't worth a shit. Same thing with those "bonus feature" discs. Who actually watches that shit? I've yet to see one that was even slightly compelling.

At any rate, this is one game that I'm most definitely demoing before I even think of buying it, so I'm sure as hell not preordering a collector's edition.
 
Who would collect Fallout 3, seriously, buying the game is one thing, but the fanbase that -WOULD- have bought the shiny lunchbox & swag have been constantly ridiculed and demonized to the point that they won't even consider purchasing it for their collection, let alone actually playing...

I know I will ridicule it when it shows up in EB...
 
Bobbleheads really fuck out everything 'falloutish' left in there. And a lunchbox. STUPID.
There's nothing about Fallout universe, dammit. Especially no unique items.
 
They're just running low on gray tissue... They could very well include a .223 pistol replica, but NOOOO that would be bad for the kiddies, so they go with lunchboxes... For fux sake, a lunch box? Where in fallout have we seen that item EVER? A super repair kit would be more appropriate, if ironically fitting...
 
Morbus said:
They're just running low on gray tissue... They could very well include a .223 pistol replica, but NOOOO that would be bad for the kiddies, so they go with lunchboxes... For fux sake, a lunch box? Where in fallout have we seen that item EVER? A super repair kit would be more appropriate, if ironically fitting...
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c'mon Morbus. If they even have guys with baseball bates in the game, who the fuck cares about Fallout universe? Boobyheads, baseball and lunchboxes are the new Fallout universe.

I feel like they do everything to screw everything Falloutish in this game.
 
I got excited for about 2 seconds that maybe they were re-releasing Fallout1/2 and selling it in a collector's edition. They own the rights to those don't they? Oh well. :?
 
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