I don't think getting a pilot screenplay written counts as very close. Getting the pilot shot, maybe.
Effeminate voice : Where's the cowboys where's the cowboys. Barman : They're out of town hanging a queer. Other guy Macho voice " OK lets go get 'em. Barman : You're 1 of them aren't you !?... Gaylord of course not.. I just swallowed a cock... a CORK I mean cork. Barman looks at the guys little finger. The finger is crooked like Gaylords smile. Barman shouts DRAW... gaylord says I left my crayons in my purse ,,,, SADDLEBAG I mean saddleback. Barman shoots BANG (critical hit) Gaylord falls dead as a doornail then after a few seconds ignites and glows like lit Magnesium ribbon. Barman huffs. These Invaders are every fucking where.