Murdoch said:
Stagnant?
British joke: "America's New Laws"
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Stagnant?
TheWesDude
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
1) a nation that created one of the only standing non-phonetic languages is bitching out others who use the same base language but changed the rules? if you wanted a phonetic language you should have done that from the beginning instead of letting a 16-25 year old chick bastardISE the language like you did.
2) baseball is played in many more countries than the US. maybe you should look outside your borders more?
3) we have guns because some country decided 230 years ago they wanted to force their control against us and attacking us with weapons. maybe if they hadnt used force we wouldnt like guns so much?
4) what makes you think "Oxford English Dictionary" which is a british institution has any right to dictate how language should be spoken in another country? imperialisim didnt work too well for you 230 years ago, what makes you think it would now? go pick on africa, it seems like those are the only ones who cant stand up to you or other pitifully poor nations like india and australia.
5) about beer, you are absolutely right. the american beers suck very badly. we should all take lessons from the master brewers, germany.
6) about point 4, maybe you should watch more stuff from hollywood. they do cast english actors occassionally in major roles as "good guys". maybe you should actually watch what they are making and pay attention so you dont speak from a position of ignorance. i do believe that Hugh Grant is english is he not? not to mention the others there are.
2) baseball is played in many more countries than the US. maybe you should look outside your borders more?
3) we have guns because some country decided 230 years ago they wanted to force their control against us and attacking us with weapons. maybe if they hadnt used force we wouldnt like guns so much?
4) what makes you think "Oxford English Dictionary" which is a british institution has any right to dictate how language should be spoken in another country? imperialisim didnt work too well for you 230 years ago, what makes you think it would now? go pick on africa, it seems like those are the only ones who cant stand up to you or other pitifully poor nations like india and australia.
5) about beer, you are absolutely right. the american beers suck very badly. we should all take lessons from the master brewers, germany.
6) about point 4, maybe you should watch more stuff from hollywood. they do cast english actors occassionally in major roles as "good guys". maybe you should actually watch what they are making and pay attention so you dont speak from a position of ignorance. i do believe that Hugh Grant is english is he not? not to mention the others there are.
TheWesDude, a little hint, the article is of humorous intent.
TheWesDude
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
oh yes i understood that quite clearly 
but still... serious replies should not be ridiculed!
oh... and one last thing.
teh pwn = Red Dwarf >>>>>>>>>>>> *
but still... serious replies should not be ridiculed!
oh... and one last thing.
teh pwn = Red Dwarf >>>>>>>>>>>> *
The person who wrote this is obviously a dolt. Lager is a subset of beer.
EDIT: What the hell am I saying. Warm beer? Pft. One of the worst feats of the British Empire.
EDIT: What the hell am I saying. Warm beer? Pft. One of the worst feats of the British Empire.
It is a noble cause, correcting the bastardisation of the english language by the Americans. But first the English must contain and eliminate the linguistic horrors that are emerging in their lower/middle classes. What they speak is an abomination to the ears.
One addition to no.2 is the outlawing of the word ass/asshole when referring to one's posterior. The words are arse and arsehole, preferably with an accentuated 'r'. To contravene this law will result in immediate execution. The use of ass when referring to a male donkey shall be encouraged and rewarded.
One addition to no.2 is the outlawing of the word ass/asshole when referring to one's posterior. The words are arse and arsehole, preferably with an accentuated 'r'. To contravene this law will result in immediate execution. The use of ass when referring to a male donkey shall be encouraged and rewarded.
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Ok, and we'll also concede that most American beer is piss. But iamb never calling potato chips "crisps" that just fruity.
I've got to agree, anyone who can't grasp the subtle sophistication of Derek & Clive or Benny Hill should be euthanized.Hellion said: