Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Worked

Von Drunky

Von Drunky

Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
So tomorrow is Valentines, that pathetic excuse of a day where you can score a blowjob for pitching out a couple of bucks for a cheap box of chocolate. I think it’s an appropriate time to share some lame ass pick up lines that actually landed you a date or perhaps something more (common now we all know we’re macks here).

Here ill go first, this one is from a txt msg I sent out earlier:

Hey, want to hangout at the bar tomorrow? I’ll buy you something red with alcohol in it.

Response: Sure, but I prefer blue.
 
Some random ones that have worked for me:

Hi I am chris.
You have nice eyes.
Fancy a drink.
Come here often?
How much? (that always works around limestreet or the back of the uni)
 
this one always works for me

"I bet you 10 bucks you cant have sex with me within the next hour"

12 year olds are so gullible :P
 
I do not have any pickup lines since I usually corrupt girl friends of mine to go out with me through conversations and manipulation. It's a long process but very satisfying when it actually works.

However, I remember that once a girl asked me out when I was 11 and I told her "I do not go out with monsters...sorry". :clap:

She didn't even kill herself.
 
Von Drunky said:
Hey, want to hangout at the bar tomorrow? I’ll buy you something red with alcohol in it.

Response: Sure, but I prefer blue.
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... You proposed a red stuff=>


... She wanted a blue stuff=>


... No more dilemma, let's take the green one=>


P.S=>

MrBumble said:
However, I remember that once a girl asked me out when I was 11 and I told her "I do not go out with monsters...sorry"
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... Oh man, this is so not a way to talk to a woman! Even Elephant Man used to get more respect=>

I'm not an animal...
 
"Hi, you look familiar, did you attend [insert name of college you went to here]?"

If(reply==Yes) then "I thought so, I'm max ..."
else "You look like someone I know, anyway I'm max..."

works for me (well, most of the time).
 
Zaron said:
Let us just hope that you'll manage to distinct the bed from the floor, colorblind fool.
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I suppose you meant "color-blind" ... you damn illiterate :mrgreen:
 
McRae said:
Von Drunky said:
Hey, want to hangout at the bar tomorrow? I’ll buy you something red with alcohol in it.

Response: Sure, but I prefer blue.
Click to expand...

... You proposed a red stuff=>


... She wanted a blue stuff=>


... No more dilemma, let's take the green one=>
Click to expand...

Which condom was ribbed...for her pleasure?
 
Cheesy line that actually worked.


"This place sucks, lets go back to my apartment."

amazingly enough it worked.
 
Hmmm lets see

"Have you ever seen Care Bears? Do you remember if they had magic powers?"

"Hey, werent you at (insert friends name) party?"

"I'm pretty sure I've seen you TV. That episode of cops where they chase a hooker"

"Oh, I dont want to talk to you either. I just came over here because I felt like singing at this end of the bar"

"You can give me your number now or I can sue you for it later"

I have more but I dont think it has much to do with the line. I just think most girls who go out plan on meeting someone and put up with stupid lines if they think the guy is cute or meets some other criteria that they find attractive.
 
Maybe i should have emphasized more on the response factor. I doubt any one here is classy enough not to kiss and tell.
 
"wanna go to my place and have some wild sex ?! i might give you a threat afterwards !"

Doesn't always work though .
 
At the seaside:

"Want some booze?"

A friend of mine was asking all the girls we met:
"Hey, wanna fuck?"...He got slapped in the face dozens of times, until one girl said nothing and just followed him to bed.
 
"Hi, my name is Andres as in undress yourself" but he has that Columbine accent going for him and Gay Mike thinks he looks like a young Antonio Banderas.
 
"hello Baaaaaby.... Why don't you come on right on over here, sit on my face and wrinkle my nose."
 
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