Cheesy Pick Up Lines That Worked

There are so many confusing typos in this thread. Read before you people post. Shit.

Anyway....

highschool computer class:
"Can I borrow your keyboard to delete those pants?"
 
Ficken...?



Well, seriously... no. I never tried any stupid pick up lines. Maybe I should finally start doing it.
 
I was drunk at a party and was making this hawt sober girl laugh so much. I loved her laugh so I went to her and asked, "Would you open your garage for me?"... She laughed even louder and took me into the bedroom where we fucked twice.
 
4 o'clock a.m. at a party:

"Hmm, listen! I am too drunk and I really hate stupid pick up lines, so wy don't you give me your number and you can get to know me when I am sober."

:)
 
"Hahaha hahahahahaa... I think I'm just going to headbutt you in the tit now, how about that? Huh?"

True story, but I guess you kind of had to be there.
 
iii said:
4 o'clock a.m. at a party:

"Hmm, listen! I am too drunk and I really hate stupid pick up lines, so wy don't you give me your number and you can get to know me when I am sober."

:)
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that's a pretty plausible one.

Yamu said:
"Hahaha hahahahahaa... I think I'm just going to headbutt you in the tit now, how about that? Huh?"

True story, but I guess you kind of had to be there.
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haha, nice going Yamu.
 
SuAside said:
iii said:
4 o'clock a.m. at a party:

"Hmm, listen! I am too drunk and I really hate stupid pick up lines, so wy don't you give me your number and you can get to know me when I am sober."

:)
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that's a pretty plausible one.
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Maybe... but I also told her in the same sentence that I was stalking her the whole night. :x
 
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