Child rearing.

Cimmerian Nights said:
Cute daughter, mine is about the same age. Two favorite words are "NO" and "MINE".
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about the same vocabulary than Todd "Toddler" Howard then?
 
Well, I'm hoping that his daughter doesn't yet know how to say "fuck"...
 
How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.
 
Cute kid. Unfortunately my progeny only have the torsos of children and the lower portions of crows. They are unsuitable for photographs.
 
welsh said:
How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.
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Pope's only leasing them, they have to go back to the <s>mom</s>dealership when the 4 years are up.
 
My daughter got ahold of my wife's lipstick a few weeks ago and drew some nice pictures on the white sofa. :crazy:

She's recently taken to doing impressions of me. She calls it "grumpy face" and when she does something she knows is really bad she scowls and growls "Don't you ever..".

Apparently my best efforts at putting the fear of god into her have failed.
 
Man what is it with people who are afraid to let kids grow up.

Someday they'll be dirty and indulgent adults just like the rest of us. It's just biology, no reason to get upset if they get gang banged in 20 years.
 
Pope Viper said:
Cimmerian Nights said:
Cute daughter, mine is about the same age. Two favorite words are "NO" and "MINE".
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Holy crap, did you steal my daughter?
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There's a factory that produces these kids somewhere, right?
'cause my niece had the exact same vocabulary at that age (hey I live with her and her real father's a washed out no good bum, it counts as rearing damnit).
 
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