Cobra's new supreme commander : Wooz

I don't think he meant it in a literal sense, CC.

Wooz - will an embassy do?
 
Man, you can't expect a fanatical terrorist leader to be politically correct.
One more rant and I'll have the Hagia Sophia blown up. (it's just a joke anyways, chill out...pfft)

Jebus, oral sex may be a skill to join the "cobra" hookers in Antwerp, not my glorious worldwide terror empire.
 
I just checked the site you linked...brings back many memories, i still have lots of those at my parents's house, and now my sons play with them.

1983 : Ace, destro, major budd, and viperglider pilot
1984:deep six, hooded cobra commander, wild weasel and zartan
 
Newsflash from Cobra HQ

My system's down again guys, this time it looks like it's screwed for good... I'll try to fix it in the next few days.

Uh I mean the Evil Imperialist pigs performed an attack with nuclear powered chinooks with lazer cannons, inflicting but minor damages to my base. However, one beam ricocheted off a beer can on the beach and struck right smack in the middle of my mainframe...

@Malk: Ok, ok, an embassy will do... Anyways, Henry Kissinger's around in Warsaw, and my glorious reptilian forces just might be able to skewer him...

@UJ: Damn straight, GiJoe's rule. Too bad they're a Weapon of Indoctrination of The System.
 
I've made siege engines before, how's that as a skill (let's see, several ballista, a trebuchet, a cannon, and of course a potato cannon).
 
Perhaps I could join with my strategic mastermind (Starcraft, Total war, and many more are on my list of achievements) and my nuclear thermodynamics expertise (engineering physics student, first year). So basically, I could lead large-scale military operations when the time comes, and build thermonuclear and other random heat-related weapons for you.
 
Aha! Nice idea. My years and years and years of Jagged Alliance experience might have made me a tactical mastermind, actually.

So Baboon and I could make up a nice warlord team for you!
 
'ah, but where would such warlords be without the technological expertise and equipment that skilled engineers can bring to bear? The mechanical advantage over your enemies? Exspecially for organizations such as COBRA which cannot confront Governmental armies head-to-head (simply too many people to fight against) without an edge over the compitition?
 
bah, you masterminds are but weak capitalist pansies.


-sprays Kotario, Baboon and Jebus with Anthrax- :twisted:
 
Now, Now, Cespool, let's not get overly enthusiastic with the killings. My HQ mainframe might be temporarily unavailable, but it's out of the question that anybody should take descisions in the place of the Head Snake Supreme Leader.
In any case, we alreqdy have one Cannon Fodder expert, you can use him to test the new Flu-Leper-Ebola hybrid.

Baboon can start his career ladder for a thermonuclear engineer dismanteling warheads, bare handed. If he survives the next 4 hours, he'll be promoted to assemble such devices. Manually, hand-crafted, traditional COBRA thermonuclear weapons, fot the whole family.

Kotario's skills on engineering could help us to develop economic and rentable siege weapons to take over and wipe out a big city, say, Chicago :twisted:. Not to mention strategic superiority in a difficult tactical situation, being able to fend off the enemy using unwashed atomic potatoes.

Jebus, I played JA2 extensively too, I've decided you should stick to your natural skills after all. Besides, you're a left-wing fanatic, that helps if you want to join COBRA.

*unzips*
 
*dismantles 2 megaton warhead bare-handed*

Check.

*contracts severe radiation poisoning and 6 tumours all over his body but manages to live on*

Ugh... You... You were saying?


I'm fairly good at assassination missions too. So if you need a ninja, I'd be up for it, only to crush capitalism and make those pigs pay for what they have done. :twisted:

I'll sign up for a multi-task "special" :scratch: agent, with ability to command, conquer, and kill any survivors with nuclear skillz. I work alone and let others die in my stead. But I fuck up a lot, so don't expect results.

*wanders off to start construction on dirty bombs*
 
I bring you the weapon of the future. The para-suicidal-roo-bomber. I have specialy trained an army of kangaroos to jump out of planes into areas of high population density. They can bound at 30 miles an hour over all terrain and the five kilo C4 pack can easilly level a bulding or wipe out a platoon of hostiles.

(The secret training method involves getting the vermin to watch Skippy during the drought and telling 'em the Big Mac is filled with roo meat, although as we all know, its really soilent greens).
 
Thank you, Jebus, that was the best 12-day blowjob I ever had. Next move? See that soap bar over there, Baroness?

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Quietfanatic, I'd gladly accept you amongst the Cobra ranks if you supply me with a picture of the latest building destroyed by a kangaroo suicide bomber. A McDonalds restaurant should do...
 
I desire to join COBRA. My numerous skills include proficiency with various melee and long range weapons, vehicles and computers, tremendous intelligence and tactical brilliance, extreme physical preparedness, uncanny ability to inspire fierce loyalty in rats under my command, ruthless expertise in unleashing brutal and senseless violence upon fascist pigs and unquestionable devotion to ideals of socialism.

Hereby I submit a small sample of my previous dealings with capitalist swines:

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Impressive. Still, couldn't find any rats about the place, you'll have to train other beasties.

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I see you all are plotting against Joe. I must warn you I know Kung Fu and I have a big gun. :wiggle: And Ratty too soon, man that is fucked up.
 
As soon as I regain control over my jaws, I'm going to ask for a better position.

And I don't mean the postition I'm in right now.

And don't drop lavender soap next time, please. It just doesn't turn me on...
 
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