cool cache

[octotron]

"To be opened after attack by the enemy."
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/03/21/coldwar.trove/index.html

 

[Hokian]

That is both cool and sad that the US government did not know that they still had a cache and that it was not disposed of.

 

[alec]

Mmm... crackers... <drool>

 

[Jarno Mikkola]

Alec, did you know that the crackers might have bacteria that damages, your brain, salivary glands(with is why you are drooling all over the place), and worst of all, the thing in your groin, so go breed fast, you might not get annother chance, and keep the thing moist.

 

[alec]

The reporter tasted them. And I sure as hell didn't see her drooling, vomitting, coughing, going berserk and turning infertile on the spot.

They're pre-coldwar crackers, goddamnit, they don't make crackers like that anymore.

I betcha they're sublime with caviar. <drools again>

 

[Jarno Mikkola]

The reporter tasted them. And I sure as hell didn't see her drooling, vomitting, coughing, going berserk and turning infertile on the spot.I betcha they're sublime with caviar. <drools again>

That's cause there is the four day delay, the drooling is the first sign, and did you notice that the caviar was fertilized, they will soon pup-out of you, like minigun bullets.