Council of Jebuvienna (Remap Europe!)

[Jebus]

It's time we set things straight in Europe.

Here you have a blank map:

And it's up to us to fill it in like it should be.

Here's mine:

There. Nice and tidy, without all those stupid little countries.

Like history should've turned out.

 

[[Rusty Chopper]]

There are still too many countries. More red.



NOW that's OK.

 

[Sovz]

so we're back to pre WW1 times Eh?

 

[Jebus]

Also,

so we're back to pre WW1 times Eh?

Thread renamed to 'Council of Jebuvienna'.

 

[Hovercar Madness]

 

[The Commissar]

]There are still too many countries. More red.

Much better.

 

[Tempistfury]

Being half Greek, I like Jeebus's Europ map, giving Greece more land. Yay, Go Greece. Being american tho don't like his USA map

Funny stuff tho none the less.

 

[DJ Slamák]

 

[KQX]

Albania? wtf?

 

[MSD]

and some more corrections, showing our incredible(but fair ) strength, an example of what would happen to those, who won't
obey The Mighty Red Hammer Of Doom

 

[DJ Slamák]

Albania? wtf?

Ah crap, missed that when I colored the map with the paint can tool. Albania is, of course, supposed to be brown. A very deep brown, as they're in very deep shit.

I blame the shitty map. The border lines are imperfect, causing the paint can to spill over.

 

[Member of Khans]

67,561,000 of 80,000,000 <s>Germans</s> people which are called German by the constitution are dreaming of this.

 

[DJ Slamák]

67,561,000 of 80,000,000 <s>Germans</s> people which are called German by the constitution are dreaming of this.

Methinks the confederation would have to be wider, especially towards the east.


Anyway, in retrospect, I shouldn't have painted Iceland brown in the previous map. Being able to read old Viking sagas without translation is rather pwn.

 

[Wooz]

 

[Jebus]

UPDATE

 

[Wooz]

What the fuck is that blue dick coming out of the Polish French Province, citizen?

 

[Jebus]

UPDATE 2

Wooz: you're going to have to show me what you mean, because I'm kinda colourblind and I don't really know what you're talking about.

 

[DJ Slamák]

I think I've figured the world out.



Warning, not work safe.

 

[Wooz]

 

[Hovercar Madness]

I am SUCH a card. I even got the british dental issues in there. Priceless.

I'll stop now.