Cs troubles (lol)

[SuAside]

wow, nice comeback Jeebz

anyhow, all belgish people are muscular and well hung like those belgian work horses (kinda like JC Vandamme, but with a bigger dick)

we rock

 

[Jebus]

*guitar riff*

 

[Big T]

anyhow, all belgish people are muscular and well hung like those belgian work horses

Aren't most work horses geldings?

 

[SuAside]

euhm hell fucking no!

i dunno what you do with your work horses but we dont castrate ours...

our workhorses have just as important bloodlines as those arabic horsies for racing and stuff. we take pride in the breeding of prime animals.
i am told our horses our very popular in america too.

PS: i dont give a fuck about horses tbh :p

 

[Phil the Nuka-Cola Dude]

I wish i was hung like a belgish work horse. Sadly im hung like a small pony on a cold day.

 

[EyeMaster7]

Since this thread is derailed I'm going to help my belgian friends and put a list with ten reasons for being belgian.


1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.

2. If other countries want to fight a war, they will do it in your country.

3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.

4. You are either
a. like the Dutch, just less efficient
b. like the French, just less romantic
c. like the Germans

5. Decent fries. Real mayonnaise. Great chocolate. The best beer.

6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and French and they make fun of you.

7. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.

8. You can drive like a maniac on the road and nobody cares

9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders

10. Face it. It's not really a country, is it?

 

[SuAside]

8 is completely false... thats germany ffs (although thats also a misconception)

5 best represents our country :p

as for the rest: meh

 

[Phil the Nuka-Cola Dude]

I think belgium should invade canada

 

[Jebus]

Since this thread is derailed I'm going to help my belgian friends and put a list with ten reasons for being belgian.


1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.

2. If other countries want to fight a war, they will do it in your country.

3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.

4. You are either
a. like the Dutch, just less efficient
b. like the French, just less romantic
c. like the Germans

5. Decent fries. Real mayonnaise. Great chocolate. The best beer.

6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and French and they make fun of you.

7. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.

8. You can drive like a maniac on the road and nobody cares

9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders

10. Face it. It's not really a country, is it?

Studied Belgian culture, have you?

 

[SuAside]

we're running low on scandals though

it's getting pretty boring ...