Cybersex

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kids ... think about it next time
 
I was falsely accused of having sybersex with Kilus' sister, who probably doesn't even exist.
 
If they look good in their pic, save the pic, but don't take action.
If they are slightly unattractive, but not so much that it interferes negatively with your hormones, go for it.

It had some appeal when I was younger, but now, I like the real thing. Well, I think I would like the real thing better at least...
 
That said, a lot of people are hooking up over the internet.

I was at a party and was talking to two attractive female grad students (both in their mid-20s) and both had difficulty meeting guys. A lot of guys were too shy to go up and talk to them or ask them out and bars hadn't worked out. They both went to one of the matchmaking sites and both were doing well meeting people, which was a great boost to their egos. A few of the matches had turned into short-term relationships.

I have also know a few people who have hooked up permanently on-line. One of my friends is a Turkish guy who met his wife, from Turkey, on line. The Muslim community isn't that small here but they tend to gossip a lot so if one girl gives you a bad name for what ever reason, you are basically outcast.

That sex, sex on line, or flirting on public bulletin boards is pretty pathetic. If you want to meet someone go to a private chat room or correspond via ICQ. Flirting on a public board is just another form of advertising "hey look, I am sexually active!" as if anyone really cares.
 
That reminds me...

Code:
(JHawk111420) Hey whats up, a/s/l?
(Lady Renegade) more than you want, I'm sure :)
(JHawk111420) ill take that as a challenge ;-)
(Lady Renegade) take it any way you want sweetie
(JHawk111420) k, how old are ya?
(Lady Renegade) probably too old for you, but let's pretend I'm 20 ;)
(JHawk111420) k, what do ya look like?
(Lady Renegade) before or after I'm dressed up?
(JHawk111420) both :-D
(Lady Renegade) well......after I'm dressed up, I have long sexy red hair, nails painted red to match the slinky dress I have on, stiletto heels, pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out to here, and a smile that stops
traffic
(JHawk111420) and before your dressed up?
(Lady Renegade) before I'm dressed up, I'm bald and wearing boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking out
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello ....

bash still has good stuff sometimes :mrgreen:
 
Hahaha, cybersex is like saddling a cow: you work like hell then you ask yourself, whats the point? You would be better off porking said cow.
 
technically... I met my gf online... at least, she was in my high school, and my best friend introduced on in a 3way chat. We've been together for almost 5 years now... but we can proudly say "we met in a chat room"
 
MadDog -[TO said:
-]technically... I met my gf online... at least, she was in my high school, and my best friend introduced on in a 3way chat. We've been together for almost 5 years now... but we can proudly say "we met in a chat room"

I got kind of the same story.

I met her when I still lived in Hawaii. She lives in Utah.

Long story short, been together 2 years, met up last summer in person, doing it again this summer.
 
Warped314 said:
Sex with letters is STUPID.

Debating with letters is also pretty stupid. Any communication besides face-to-face is pretty stupid. Mebbe. Or not? Whaaa. All the money invested in the porn industry and romantic novel...industry must be wasted? Yes. It has and was. No more passion. This isn't the time for small stories or sexy chat, it's a time for action. For rearing your ugly head from the masses and licking the proverbial vagina while discarding the rags of social contact.

j/k, cybering is OMG sooooo gay. get a mail-order bride you freaks.

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It's not a very original cartoon though, is it? I must have seen something similar half a dozen times before. Doesn't make it less funny (or true) though.

Besides, think about it, cybersex is rife with typos, because people are typing one-handed.

You know, I remember a program someone once showed me, it was "virtual cybersex." So you could do it with a computer, offline.
 
that was the FUFME system www.fu-fme.com somewhat not work safe, but easily explainable.
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That was quite an interesting rant! Anyway cybersex is, to put it that way, a leap of faith. Trying to actually meet the "sex partner" is something you definitely don't want to do. Good old fashioned dating still does the trick for me.
 
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